WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 28, 2023
Here’s The Story……
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and
many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might
have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will
receive a ‘B’ for the test.” There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class,
and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of
remaining students and asked, “Anyone else? This is your last chance.”
One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I’m glad to see you
believe in yourselves,” he said. “You all get ‘A’s.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Burger King is reportedly close to buying Popeye’s Chicken. Wow,
Burger King must be really drunk.” -Seth Meyers
“There is so much going on in the world right now. Not just in the world, there’s a
lot going on in the universe. For those of you who are looking to get off the planet,
astronomers at the Carnegie Institution discovered more than 100 potential planets
that may be habitable, which means we’re one step closer to finding
a planet with intelligent life.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“In North Carolina, a mother is suing a daycare center because one of the workers
there breastfed her son without permission. Authorities say she doesn’t really have
a case because her son is 32.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, the first guy said, “Panty stitcher… I sew the elastic onto women’s panties.”
The clerk looked up panty stitcher in her table. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300
a week unemployment pay. The second guy was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter,” he replied.
Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy $600 a week. When the first guy
found out he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are skilled labor.”
“What skill?!” yelled the panty stitcher. “I sew the elastic, and he pulls on it and says, “Yep, dese’ll fit ‘er.” 😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Water – women have, on average, about 5% more of it than men, making them subject to different forces of gravity. Oh don’t take my word for it, look it up in Newton, it’s there.”
“Can’t they be drained? I’m serious.”
“Well, I believe they’re waiting for us to drink more fluids.”
Answer: The Man Without a Face!
Chuck Norstadt wants to pass the entrance exams to a boarding school, so that he can get away from his predominantly female home. He recruits the aid of a local recluse, a former teacher who has been badly scarred in a car accident. Being without a father, Chuck also asks McLeod to explain to him why women were so different from men – which is when this exchange occurs. Mel Gibson directed himself, Nick Stahl, Margaret Whitton and Richard Masur in this very powerful movie.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Go back to England and tell them that Scotland’s daughters and sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Starting with a one-letter word, symbol, or abbreviation (Clue 1), add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next (Clue 2). Add another letter and rearrange for the next…and the next. You end up with a 10-letter word (Clue 10)!
[Foreign words may be used, but only if they are in common English usage.]
A clue is given for each word. Words increase in length by one letter at a time.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you solve this “0 to 10” word pyramid in 60 sec.? Go on – open the stopwatch app!
** CLUES **
- Churchill’s ‘Victory’ fingers
- The ‘idiot box’
- James Herriot or Debbye Turner, for example
- What we do for our national leader every 3 years in New Zealand; (5 in UK; 4 in USA)
- Plainly seen
- Secretive (opposite of #5)
- Change (e.g. currency)
- Orchestrate or ‘work it’
- Directing (an aircraft) towards a destination
- Exaggerating or ‘hamming it up’
The Hint will provide starting letters from #6 onwards.
ANSWER: 1. V
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented with this rebus?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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