Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…..
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t
accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had to go to work,
she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the
counter, and I’ll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer;
he won’t bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!”
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was
there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn’t resist saying, “You stupid bird, why don’t you shut up!”
To which the bird replied, “Killer, get him!!!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does
bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar

“Someday is not a day of the
week.” -Denise Brennan-Nelson

“Hire character. Train skill.”
-Peter Schutz

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it
living someone else’s life.” -Steve Jobs

“Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the
salesman — not the attitude of the prospect.”
-W. Clement Stone

“Everyone lives by selling something.”
-Robert Louis Stevenson

“If you are not taking care of your customer,
your competitor will.” -Bob Hooey

“The golden rule for every businessman is this: Put
yourself in your customer’s place.” -Orison Swett Marden

“If you cannot do great things, do small
things in a great way.” -Napoleon Hill

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
“In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean
to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It appears that you are not the better man.”
“You’re right. My sons were better men.”

Answer: The Patriot!
He didn’t want to get involved in the American fight for independence, until they killed his son …then it became personal. This exchange occurred between Martin and Tavington, the man who personally killed Martin’s sons, just before Martin killed him. Roland Emmerich directed this film which starred Heath Ledger, Mel Gibson and Jason Isaacs.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension…you really are crazy!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
The following is a famous saying in big words. Can you translate it back to the original?

Scintillate, scintillate, globule of vivific
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised above the capacious
Closest resembling a gem carbonaceous.

ANSWER: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
As the class settled in for another day filled with various lessons, Ms. Frogster instructed everyone to put their books away as they were going to do something a bit different again today. She then handed a stack of papers to Frogella and instructed her to hand one to each student. Once this had been done, Ms. Frogster explained to the class what they were to do with the strange looking list they were given.

“Class, you will see that you have a list of several different clues which, when solved, will tell you what you will need to complete today’s assignment. Today, we are finishing the Christmas Scavenger Hunt! First, you must figure out what each numbered set of clues refer to in order to come up with the Christmas articles which are hidden about the classroom. If everyone is ready, let’s get set and begin!”

  1. Ch + opposite of her + part of the leg that bends between the lower leg and the thigh.
  2. Opposite of South + a totem __.
  3. Farm animals raised on a farm are called live____ + a male sovereign or monarch.
  4. _ goes the weasel + a yellow vegetable that can be eaten on the cob + tightly stretched cords/wires that produce tones on a guitar.
  5. Another word for the Christmas season + book in which the records of a ship are kept.
  6. A pungent tropical plant used as a spice + a type of food made with flour and yeast and usually used to make a sandwich + word for a building in which people live.
  7. A chicken lays an _ + a wooden peg or pin.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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