Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…..
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to
establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “how about the opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.” 😳😳😳😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Scientists believe they may have found a plant that is over a billion years old.
Turns out it’s the lettuce on a Carl’s Jr. burger.” -Conan O’Brien

“Today is the first day of spring! Yep, it’s that day when millions of Americans look
at their bodies in the mirror and ask, ‘Can we get, like, two more months of winter?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Canadian woman last week proposed to her boyfriend at a hockey game with a bouquet
of Doritos made to look like roses. It even spawned a new flavor – Nacho Boyfriend Anymore.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence with two words.
Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance to speak. He thinks for a while before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
A decade later and it’s the big day again. He gives the head monk a long stare and finally says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ll have what she’s having.”

Answer: When Harry Met Sally…
Released in 1989, “When Harry Met Sally…” was directed by Rob Reiner and stars Billy Crystal as Harry Burns and Meg Ryan as Sally Albright. The title characters first meet in 1977, when they share a ride to New York City following their graduation from the University of Chicago. During the drive they have a conversation about whether or not a man and a women can have a truly platonic relationship, Sally thinks it’s possible, while Harry doesn’t believe it is, saying, “the sex part gets in the way”.
After arriving in New York they agree to disagree and go their separate ways. But as in most romantic comedies, they eventually fall in love and live happily ever after. The quote comes from a scene at Katz’s Delicatessen in Manhattan, where Harry and Sally are having lunch.
After Sally demonstrates how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a woman in the deli, played by the director’s mother Estelle Reiner, delivers the line. Katz’s still has a sign hanging above the table where the two sat which reads, “Where Harry Met Sally…Hope You Have What She Had!”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Billy Bob has almost run out of states in his search for a new home. With only ten states left,
he needs to find a nice place to stay. He thought he had found his new home, but he suddenly
developed a phobia of living near the geographical center of North America….

So, for one last time, Billy Bob sets off for 10 more U.S. states, hoping to find a new home.
Can you figure out which states he visited by the clues listed below?

  1. Abbreviation for Monday + Why You Stay in the Sun + First Letter of Alphabet
  2. Me + Duh! + Garden Tool
  3. Not Me, But _ _ _ + 20th Letter of Alphabet + An Overwhelming Feeling of Wonder or Admiration
  4. Lofty + Area + First Letter of Alphabet
  5. The Civil and Religious Leader of a Muslim State + Profitable Metal + Joint Between Thigh and Lower Leg + First Letter of Alphabet
  6. Nuh + 22nd Letter of Alphabet + To Combine Numbers to Form a Sum + First Letter of Alphabet
  7. Profitable Metal + Again
  8. Bathing 2,000 Pounds With Soap and Water
  9. Huh! + For what purpose? + Fifth Letter of Alphabet
  10. Unfortunately + Unknown God

ANSWER: Crazy Billy Bob went to:

  1. Mon Tan A (Montana)
  2. I Duh Hoe (Idaho)
  3. You T Awe (Utah)
  4. Airy Zone A (Arizona)
  5. Caliph Ore Knee A (California)
  6. Nuh V Add A (Nevada)
  7. Ore Again (Oregon)
  8. Washing Ton (Washington)
  9. Huh Why E (Hawaii)
  10. Alas Ka (Alaska)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
In the land of Brainopia, there are three races of people: Mikkos, who tell the truth all the time, Kikkos, who always tell lies, and Zikkos, who tell alternate false and true statements, in which the order is not known (i.e. true, false, true or false, true, false). When interviewing three Brainopians, a foreigner received the following statements:

Person 1:
I am a Mikko.

Person 2:
I am a Kikko.

Person 3:
a. They are both lying.
b. I am a Zikko.

Can you help the very confused foreigner determine who is who, assuming each person represents a different race?

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