WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 17, 2023
Here’s The Story….
A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children,
makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5. One day a friend informs the man that
a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.
Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.
Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth. 😳😳😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may
have been high when he wrote some of his plays. Which explains that one line:
‘To be, or not to be… Wait, what was the question?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“The Dallas Public Library displays one of the original copies of the Declaration of
Independence – also the only copy stained with barbecue sauce.” -Conan O’Brien
“A man in India has set a new world record for fastest nose-typing. I think the most
surprising part of it is that there was an OLD world record for nose-typing.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today.
I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave twenty
dollars to someone who was needy and down on his luck.”
“Twenty whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?”
“He said, ‘Thanks.'” 😳😳😎
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I don’t want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light.”
Answer: Annie Hall!
“Annie Hall” explores the on-again, off-again relationship between New York City comedian and slightly neurotic Alvy Singer, played by Woody Allen, and aspiring nightclub singer Annie Hall, portrayed by Diane Keaton. The story is told through the eyes of Alvy, as he reflects back on the reasons why the relationship eventually failed.
The quote is spoken by Alvy during a conversation with his friend Rob, who is trying to convince Alvy to leave New York City and move to Los Angeles.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What phrase is represented below?
ANSWER: “LINE UP in alphabetical order.”
The letters were presented in their correct alphabetical order.
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
In Flanders fields, where once was blood,
From battles for so few yards of mud,
I woke from such slumber deep,
And mocked the blood the havoc wreaked.
But now I show our future hope,
And enable veterans to cope,
By provoking memories of blood,
Before new battlefields can flood.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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