Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Miscellaneous terms…

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Amazon Prime has made it possible to have beer and wine delivered to your home by
Alexa. All you have to do is say the phrase, ‘Alexa, Daddy’s sad.'” -Conan O’Brien

“In international news, police in Italy have arrested 10 people for stealing more than $250,000
in fine wine and gourmet cheese. Yes, their motive is they were hosting a book club. When the
police caught them, they said the thieves were armed and extremely constipated.” -James Corden

“A new study suggests that not all psychopaths are bad. ‘Thank you,’ said
people who pour the milk in before the cereal.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are
these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking.
Look at the sobriety test they’re giving now! 😳😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m your huckleberry.”

Answer: Tombstone!
In the film, Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) along with his brothers Virgil (Sam Elliott) and Morgan (Bill Paxton) move to Tombstone, Arizona in hopes of settling down and leading a normal life, but the actions of a murderous gang of thugs known as the Cowboys, make that all but impossible. The line is spoken twice in the film by Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer), each time directed at Johnny Ringo, a member of the Cowboys. The second time it’s used is just prior to a gun duel between Holliday and Ringo, which ends in Ringo’s death from a single shot to the head. As far as the meaning of “I’m your huckleberry”, it’s a slang term for being the right person for a particular job.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Beginning with the word “AT”, continue adding letters from the given pool to create new words, until you
are left with a seven-letter word that means “shaped like an open palm”. You can add a letter to any spot
in the word, but you cannot mix-up the order of letters while doing so.

Pool: A E L M P

1) AT

The hint gives short definitions of all words created in the process of finding
the final seven-letter word (This will make the teaser really easy!).

2) PAT
3) PATE (or PLAT)

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is represented below?


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