WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 10, 2023
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter – not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.
I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I’m in the management training program.
I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken….
Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
I’m just resting my eyes.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere
and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”
“Be strong, be fearless, be beautiful. And believe that anything is possible
when you have the right people there to support you.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope
you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you
have the strength to start over again.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An weathered farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when
the woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Silver wedding anniversary.
‘Let’s kill a pig and have a big BBQ party, Homer,’ she suggested.’
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ‘Gee, Ethel,’ he finally answered, ‘I don’t see why
the pig should suffer for something that happened 25 years ago.'”😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This is our home. This is our fortress. This is where we make our stand.”
Answer: Avatar: The Way of Water!
These are the last lines spoken by Jake Sully, played by Sam Worthington, in James Cameron’s sumptuously depicted CGI endeavor, “Avatar: The Way of Water”. The film has come to a climactic battle involving his people, the Na’vi beings, against the humans of the Resources Development Administration (RDA) who seek to colonize the planet Pandora. After staving off the attempt, but losing loved ones in the defense, Jake prefaced that quote’s realization with “I see now. I can’t save my family by running.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Just thought I’d ask on the off chance, you know… like “faint heart” and that. Well, there goes that dream.
Well… I best go over there and do whatever that thing over there I was gonna do was.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Fill in the words that are empty by using words that will connect with the previous one.
EXAMPLE: Towel, Rack. (You have the words Towel and Rack, but when put together it becomes “Towel rack”.)
Try to connect candy to washer.
S _ _ _
D_ _ _
Answer: Candy, Bar, Soap, Dish, Washer.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What’s the rebus shown by this display below?
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