Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 12, 2023

As I Mature…

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just aren’t worth it.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and
there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the
less important ones just never go away.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man in Oregon was arrested for growing marijuana after police used Google Earth
to track him down. So if you’re one of those crazy conspiracy theorists who thinks the
government is watching you with satellites from space, you were right.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Today is the beginning of the Jewish holiday of Passover, where families gather for a
meal and recall a story of ancient grievances. Or as that’s known in my
family, ‘Thanksgiving.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women. The results
of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The pastor of a Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church,
dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said, “Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we’re going to
talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?”
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said, “Please tell us what the resurrection is.”
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice, “When you get one
lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This sign was beautiful then. And now… feels as though lots of things are like that these days.
Broke down, beat up. Rotten. I really like what you guys did.”

Answer: Elvis!
This scene occurs in “Elvis” and takes place right up there on the hill, standing underneath the famous HOLLYWOOD sign, as Elvis Presley talks with a group of TV producers about possibly making a television Christmas special. As Elvis reminisces, he is sitting on one of the “O”s in the Hollywood sign, and he speaks to producer Steve Binder (Dacre Montgomery) and record producer Bones Howe (Gareth Davies). Austin Butler was Oscar nominated for Best Actor in a widely-acclaimed performance.
He likes this team of producers because he admired that they teamed up The Rolling Stones and James Brown, which seems like the perfect sort of blending of Elvis’s musical styles.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this?

100 Pennies

4 quarters

10 dimes

20 nickels

Answer: Another day, another dollar.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What word is missing?
begin inch chapel elastic ==?== cellar arisen end

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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