WELCOME to MONDAY May 15, 2023

A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he
or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Jokes.

Driving with two wheels in the sand.

Dropped his second stage too soon.

Dumb as asphalt / dirt / a mud fence / a stump / a sack of hammers.

Dumber than a chicken / box of hair/rocks.

During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

Ears are redirected to /dev/null.

Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.

Echoes between the ears.

Eight pawns short of a gambit.

Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor / penthouse.

Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn’t open.

Elevator is on the ground floor and he’s pushing the Down button.

End of season sale at the cerebral department. — Gareth Blackstock

Enjoys listening to telemarketers.

Enough sawdust between the ears to bed an elephant.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we
employed when we came up with them.” — Albert Einstein

“Learn as if you will live forever, live like you
will die tomorrow.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions.
Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a feeling
that you can become great too.” — Mark Twain

“When you give joy to other people, you get more joy in return. You should
give a good thought to happiness that you can give out.”— Eleanor Roosevelt

“When you change your thoughts, remember to also
change your world.”—Norman Vincent Peale

“It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve. The initial and
the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness and
health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” one buddy told another.
“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?”
“But what if my wife finds out?”
“Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it!”
So the guy went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”
“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that so many times and it never worked.”😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it.”

Answer: The Fabelmans!
Steven Spielberg’s filmic memoir “The Fabelmans” recounts his childhood and beginnings of filmmaking in a way that is far from the cloying sentimentality that some people often accuse him of. This is a bittersweet meditation of the nature of being an artist and the toll it can take on one’s relationships. Sammy Fabelman’s father Burt tells him “You can’t just love something, you also have to take care of it”. He is referring to Sammy’s treatment of his electric train set which he has rejoiced in filming with his Super-8 camera. Sammy wanted to recreate the train wreck from the movie “The Greatest Show On Earth” which enthralled him when his parents took him to the movies for the first time. But the line can also be applied to family and, ironically, the ways that Burt himself may have taken his family for granted. And of course it also applies to Sammy’s love of his art, his passion for filmmaking.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Don’t be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What word is missing?
begin inch chapel elastic ==?== cellar arisen end

Answer: Ice: each word begins with the last two letters of the previous word.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
P——-P
–L—L
—-A
–N—N
E——-E

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