Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 26, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Also known as ‘women’s intuition,’ this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem
to know what’s going on in their man’s lives almost better than they do.
Why is this?
In the early 80’s researchers discovered that women have more connections between the
brain’s two hemispheres than men do. It’s these connections that allow them to put
together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces…
That, and they go through your stuff while you’re in the shower.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I read that after the success of their in-store cafes, Ikea might open its own restaurants.
Which is great, until you have to assemble your own table.” -Jimmy Fallon

“An archaeologist is claiming he has discovered an amazing lost city in Kansas. Then
he realized he just got drunk and watched ‘The Wizard of Oz.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A woman in the U.K. held a wedding ceremony to marry herself. I don’t know how to tell
you this, but I think that lady you just married might be crazy.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After their expulsion from paradise, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, “Father, what’s that?”
Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Perhaps forgiveness can, in some instances, be confused with permission.”

Answer: Women Talking!
That is one of my favorite lines out of the many quotable lines in the film. Written and directed by Sarah Polley, “Women Talking” is based on the same-titled novel by Miriam Toews. The story is based on the true-life circumstances surround a group of Mennonite women who were betrayed by the men in their colony, and now the women must debate amongst themselves what steps to take next. They wrestle with the concept of forgiveness which their strong religious beliefs takes seriously, but perhaps too strictly, as some of the women in the group argue from a perspective of justice and safety and security. Also importantly, as the film points out, they think about the future of the boys being raised in the various families and what they can do so that the young males won’t repeat the cycle of violence perpetrated by their elders.
The quote is an astute observation that people can often mistake forgiveness for permission, as pointed out by one of the elder women, Agatha, portrayed by Judith Ivey.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
When Question Mark unlocked the door, he thought that he would see his wallet straight away. But Skid Mark (Question’s brother) decided to put the wallet in a safe. The combination is three 2-digit numbers which can be expressed like this:


You are given the following clues to work out the combination:

The total of the three numbers is 39.
The second number is half of the third number.
The first number is the third number minus 1.

Can you find Question’s wallet in time? It’s all up to you.

Answer: The combination is 15-08-16. Thank you for helping Question get his wallet back.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
My veins extend beneath the earth,
My hands raised toward the sky,
I can seem to live forever,
Though many times I die.

I cry when I am wounded,
Sweet tears that help me heal,
I mourn and take off all my clothes,
When bitterness I feel.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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