WELCOME to THURSDAY May 25, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of
them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this
red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter. I don’t know how
popular he was. He only had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien
“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey.
I think my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a
stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained, “and it just struck me
that this will be our last trip together.””I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for
20 years and just put him to sleep last week.” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Basically, our best-selling product is the hand grenade.”
Answer: The Triangle of Sadness!
While on a luxury vacation ship, Carl (played by Harris Dickinson) is having deck side conversation with Winston (Oliver Ford Davies) and his wife Clementine (Amanda Walker). The small talk naturally turns to what they do for a living and Winston mentions that he and his wife have a family business together, involving the precise engineering of products used to uphold “democracy all over the world.” When Carl pursues the topic Winston and Clementine agree that their “best-selling product is the hand grenade.” It’s just one of the hundreds of socio-political ironies that are peppered throughout this unique film.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Perhaps forgiveness can, in some instances, be confused with permission.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Insert one word in each pair to link the two words together. The end of the first word is the beginning of the second.
Answer: 1. Bow
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
When Question Mark unlocked the door, he thought that he would see his wallet straight away. But Skid Mark (Question’s brother) decided to put the wallet in a safe. The combination is three 2-digit numbers which can be expressed like this:
You are given the following clues to work out the combination:
The total of the three numbers is 39.
The second number is half of the third number.
The first number is the third number minus 1.
Can you find Question’s wallet in time? It’s all up to you.
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