WELC0ME to FRIDAY MARCH 15. 2024
Here are some of the 40 Funniest Words in the English Language—And How to Use Them (4AngieT)
THESE FANTY-SHEENY WORDS WILL BUMFUZZLE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
PART TWO…
- Gobbledygook
Slang is one thing, but people who indulge in gobbledygook are a lot like turkeys
who also gobble, gobble, gobble, or use language that is basically incomprehensible.
Example: “He sure likes to go on and on with the gobbledygook.” - Eeksie-peeksie
If you like everything in your world to be perfectly balanced or appreciate even
numbers and identical amounts, then you like things to be eeksie-peeksie, which is a term for equal.
Example: “I think it should be eeksie-peeksie for each of us.” - Nudiustertian
No one would blame you for thinking that nudiusterian had something to do with
being naked, perhaps representing a cheeky lifestyle that rejects clothes. But the
word has nothing to do with showing off your body. Instead,
it refers to the day before yesterday.
Example: “I went to work on that nudiustertian morning. - Gardyloo
Although we no longer toss garbage out of the windows the way people did years ago,
it’s still helpful to know that if you hear someone shout “gardyloo” then you better
watch out for flying trash, since that’s the appropriate warning to use.
Example: “Gardyloo and watch out!” - Tittynope
This is another word that might make you blush until you find out its perfectly
innocent meaning. Tittynope is what you call a small amount of something that’s simply leftover.
Example: “There’s a tittynope of sugar in the bowl.” - Lackadaisical
If you know someone who’s rather lazy and fails to show any sort of enthusiasm
or ambition, then they’re lackadaisical. It’s probably one of the funniest words because of all those syllables.
Example: “My coworker never gets his work done because he’s lackadaisical.” - Snickersnee
Snickersnee is certainly a funny word, but the item behind its meaning is no joke.
The term refers to a large (and obviously super sharp) knife.
Example: “That’s not a snickersnee. This is a snickersnee.” - Flibbertigibbet
Some people are unreliable and don’t seem to be bothered by their own silly vibe. And
while we generally accept that they’re the flighty ones among us,
you could also call that certain someone a flibbertigibbet.
Example: “My flibbertigibbet friend failed to show up again.” - Fanty-sheeny
If you like the finer things in life—and to show them off—then you appreciate anything
that’s fanty-sheeny, which is a word that can be used for someone or something that’s fancy or even ostentatious.
Example: “Her house was filled with fanty-sheeny furniture.” - Cattywampus
If something is askew, awry, or lined up in a way that’s not totally straight, such as
diagonally—basically, slightly off-center or not quite right—then it’s not just annoying,
you could say it’s cattywampus.
Example: “The books on the desk are all cattywampus.” - Woebegone
If you know that “woe” is a word for sadness, then it might seem like woebegone is a
term for wanting sadness to go away. But since “begone” is actually an old word for being
within something, it turns out that woebegone is actually one of the funniest words for being in a sad state.
Example: “He was left woebegone, but hopeful.” - Taradiddle
It may seem like pretentious nonsense to use as silly of a word as taradiddle to describe,
well, pretentious nonsense, but it would certainly suitable since that’s exactly what taradiddle means.
Example: “His stories are more taradiddle than truth.” - Maltipoo
The next time you’re thinking about getting a new pet, perhaps you’ll consider a Maltipoo, which
is a cross-breed originating from a Maltese terrier and a miniature or toy poodle. Otherwise, you
could also consider a Puggle (a pug and beagle mix) or a Dorgi (a dachshund and corgi cross).
Example: “I just adopted the cutest Maltipoo puppy.” - Wabbit
Cartoon character Elmer Fudd was famous for calling Bugs Bunny a “wascally wabbit,” which we
assumed was because of his particular way of speaking. But perhaps he was actually using the
word wabbit, which means weary or exhausted.
Example: “You wabbit rabbit.” - Borborygmus
When your insides make a little noise, you can accurately call that borborygmus. That’s the word
for the noisy rumbling and gurgling that comes from your midsection.
It’s caused by fluids or gas moving in your intestines.
Example: “Can you hear my belly borborygmus?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer
with slow Internet to see who they really are. —Will Ferrell
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze
pilots wore helmets. – Al McGuire
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining
why I’m right. – Unknown
Behind every great man, there is a woman
rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
But baby pigeon said, “I can’t make it; I’ll get too tired.” His mother said, “Don’t worry;
I’ll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.”
The baby started to cry.
“What’s wrong?” said the mother.
“I don’t want to be pigeon towed!” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Yeah, I guess that’s what you would see.”
Answer: “Dirty Dancing” (1987)
In “Dirty Dancing” (1987), Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) was fired from his job because he was accused of stealing wallets and. Even though Frances “Baby” Houseman (Jennifer Grey) explained she was with him in his room all night, so he couldn’t have done it, he was still fired because he had been fraternizing with a guest and he was considered unworthy to do so. As he was leaving, he stopped at the cabin where the Housemans were staying, at the resort, to speak to Dr. Jake Houseman (Jerry Orbach). Johnny told Dr. Houseman how special his daughter Baby was because Johnny felt bad that Baby and her father were not speaking. After all, Dr. Houseman did not approve of Johnny. He started to tell him, “If you would only see…”. But Jake cut him off and replied, “Don’t you tell me what to see! I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble…” He referred to Penny (Cynthia Rhodes) who got pregnant (not by Johnny but by Robbie the Creep (Max Cantor), but Jake assumed it was Johnny. Johnny didn’t bother defending himself, and just replied, “Yeah, I guess that’s what you would see.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone, and remember, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words.
The letters may not be adjacent, but they are in order. Can you figure it out?
_ _ S _
_ H _ M _
_ O _ _ LE
_ R _ M _ LE
ANSWER: CUP.
CUSP
CHUMP
COUPLE
CRUMPLE
Hint: CORRUPT
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Many of our everyday words have more than one meaning. Below are 13 pairs of definitions; both definitions in each pair fit the same word. When read down, the first letters of the word will spell out the name of the first person who invented the first modern pinball machine.
- Small quantity of water or let fall
- Airplane parking area or kitchen garment
- Empty space or rug cleaning machine
- Significance or ship in foreign merchandise
- Boat’s floor or pack of cards
- Some eyewear or drinking vessels
- Mountain scenery stop or fail to notice
- Bank employee or narrator
- Screw groove or sewing cord
- Portion of a trip or table support
- Creamy color or tusk material
- Divisible by two or balanced
- Young Girl Scout or chocolate dessert
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