WELC0ME to MONDAY MARCH 18. 2024
Here’s The Story….
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline
ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied:
“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is
acceptance.”—Nathaniel Branden.
“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time.
We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
—Barack Obama.
“You must be the change you wish to
see in the world.”—Mahatma Gandhi.
“Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making
the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.”—Gilda Radner.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.
As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came
along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away
and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman,
“That’s the first time I’ve ever seen carp-to-carp walleting.”😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone, and remember, suicide
is a permanent solution to temporary problems.”
Answer: “World’s Greatest Dad” (2009).
Robin Williams played Lance Clayton in the movie “World’s Greatest Dad” (2009). His son, Kyle, died embarrassingly, and Lance covered it up by making it look like a suicide. Lance, was a high school teacher, he wrote a book of poems and claimed his fifteen-year-old son wrote it before he died and his son became a celebrity. Lance was on a show called “Dr. Dana” (Deborah Horne), where he was talking about his son’s death. He said on camera (which he got from the therapist he saw at the school, Dr Pentola played by Tony V.), “If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone, and remember, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Whoa. I was having an out-of-movie experience.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Many of our everyday words have more than one meaning. Below are 13 pairs of definitions; both definitions in each pair fit the same word. When read down, the first letters of the word will spell out the name of the first person who invented the first modern pinball machine.
- Small quantity of water or let fall
- Airplane parking area or kitchen garment
- Empty space or rug cleaning machine
- Significance or ship in foreign merchandise
- Boat’s floor or pack of cards
- Some eyewear or drinking vessels
- Mountain scenery stop or fail to notice
- Bank employee or narrator
- Screw groove or sewing cord
- Portion of a trip or table support
- Creamy color or tusk material
- Divisible by two or balanced
- Young Girl Scout or chocolate dessert
ANSWER: David Gottlieb
- Drop
- Apron
- Vacuum
- Import
- Deck
- Glasses
- Overlook
- Teller
- Thread
- Leg
- Ivory
- Even
- Brownie
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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