by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 20. 2024

Thought Provoking Statements…

  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately
    clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
    when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure
    I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  10. Bad decisions make good stories.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I have only one superstition. I touch
all the bases when I hit a home run.”
–Babe Ruth

“Start every day off with a
smile and get it over with.”
–W. C. Fields

“A friend is a gift you give yourself.”
–Robert Louis Stevenson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Things to Ponder –*

  1. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
  2. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don’t need to heat hot water?
  3. Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
  4. Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?
  5. What do they pack styrofoam in?
  6. If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
  7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
  8. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it’s nose?
  9. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  10. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Push a penny under the door.”

Answer: “Ghost” (1990)
In the movie “Ghost” (1990), Sam (Patrick Swayze) and Oda Mae (Whoopi Goldberg) return to Molly’s (Demi Moore) apartment to warn her that Carl (Tony Goldwyn) was on his way over. Molly thought Oda Mae was a fake, and didn’t believe Sam was there since he was dead. Sam went through the wall and told Oda Mae, “Push a penny under the door.” Once she did so, he was able to lift the penny up to Mollie, and even though she couldn’t see Sam, she could see the penny moving. She knew it was him, and opened the door for Oda Mae.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

  1. Revert to the first quadrilateral of equal sides and angles.
  2. One suffering from Macular Degeneration guiding one with less than 1/10 of normal vision.
  3. Restrain your multiple Equus caballus.
  4. The writing utensil containing small amounts of ink is more puissant than the iron hand-held weapon.

ANSWER: 1. Back to Square One–A term meaning to go back to the beginning, or the original idea.

  1. Blind leading the blind–Term which means the person in charge knows no more than the person or people he is leading.
  2. Hold your Horses–Meaning be patient and to wait.
  3. The pen is mightier than the sword–A phrase that means you can get more accomplished by solving your problems in a calm way, than resorting to violence.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!

  1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
  2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
  3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).

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