WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 3. 2024
Here’s The Story….
When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with
my study partner, a 64-year-old man, who had returned to school to finish
his degree. He confessed, with a wink, that he had once thought more
than friendship might be a possibility between us.
“So what changed your mind?” I asked him.
“I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 40-year age difference
between a man and woman was insurmountable. He looked at my chart
and said, ‘You’re interested in someone who’s 104?!’ 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard
so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just
wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study has found that specially trained pigeons can have up to an 85 percent
accuracy rate of detecting breast cancer in humans. Which means that 15 percent
of the time it’s just a pigeon staring at your boobs.” -Seth Meyers
“Astronomers announced today that they have discovered an earth-sized planet in
our corner of the galaxy that is potentially habitable by humans. Yeah, they think
the planet may have breathable air and drinkable water, which is impressive because
we barely have those things here in Los Angeles. The planet in question orbits a star
called Ross 128. It’s part of a larger system that includes
Chandler, Joey and Monica 128.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission
to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired
the interviewer, “where do you expect to be five years from now?”
“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday
afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.” 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
Answer: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” was a 1975 comedy written by and starring, in multiple roles, the “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” team. It was directed by two of the Pythons, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam. The story is a spoof of the King Arthur legend, with Graham Chapman playing King Arthur. Funny set pieces on the knights’ quest for the Holy Grail include a fight against the Black Knight (John Cleese), who taunts Arthur continually despite losing all his limbs, an encounter with a ferocious and murderous rabbit, and the need to answer difficult questions before they can cross the Bridge of Death. The movie ends surreally with modern day policemen invading the set. The quote about the Lady of the Lake and Excalibur is said by Dennis (Michael Palin), an anarchist who doesn’t believe in the rights of kings.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
: “I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.”
: “She can’t be more than eighteen. She hasn’t had time to have a past.”
: “Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Beethoven was a lover of teasers of all kinds, and often submitted the following to his friends.
What word can be created when following these directions?
1) Start at D.
2) Go up Eight.
3) Go down Eleven.
4) Go up Five.
What word is it?
ANSWER: Deaf.
Beethoven was a composer, obviously, and utilized the Musical Key in this teaser. When he says “Go up Eleven”, he is referring to the letters “ABCDEFG.” Going up Eight notes from ‘D’ brings us to ‘E’ (because, of course, the musical scale simply repeats itself in the next octave). Going down Eleven notes brings us to ‘A’, and going up Five notes brings us to ‘F’. Hence, DEAF (which, incidentally, Beethoven was).
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms,
or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Rode – Can
- Font – Farce
- Tory – Stale
- Dire – Cash
- Self – Shill
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