WELC0ME to THURSDAY APRIL 4. 2024
Here’s The Story….
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last
two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he
could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won
Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour
until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t
run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table,
hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
“How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.”😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In Florida, a 7-year-old boy was arrested for punching his teacher.
A 7-year-old boy–or as they call that in Florida, a prodigy.” -Conan O’Brien
“A matador in Spain is under investigation after a video surfaced of him
bullfighting while holding his 5-month-old baby girl in his arms. But to
be fair, it was Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” -Seth Meyers
The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph.
When I returned their papers, I asked one student if he had used
Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper.
He categorically denied doing so. That led to my next question,
“Then why is this paper in French?”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
“And what will your third wish be?” The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can
I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”
“You have had two wishes already,” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to put
everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing,
because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”
“Okay,” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I’ve always wanted to understand
women. I’d love to know what’s going on inside their heads.”
“Funny,” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,
“That was your first wish, too!” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
: “I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.”
: “She can’t be more than eighteen. She hasn’t had time to have a past.”
: “Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.”
Answer: Steel Magnolias!
This was an 1989 film directed by Robert Harling. These lines were spoken between actresses Dolly Parton and Olympia Dukakis in regards to Dolly’s character hiring Daryl Hannah’s character. This heart felt drama is about a beauty shop, in Louisana owned by Truvy, and the lives of all of her clients. An all star cast makes this movie so great. Have your tissues ready.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. … Smelled like victory.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms,
or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Rode – Can
- Font – Farce
- Tory – Stale
- Dire – Cash
- Self – Shill
ANSWER: 1. Rod – Cane
- Front – Face
- Story – Tale
- Die – Crash
- Shelf – Sill
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
For each clue below, think of a common expression which mentions two body parts.
Some phrases refer to two different body parts (mix), others use the same body part twice (match).
Example: The law of retaliation. Answer: An eye for an eye.
- To be in agreement
- A couple strolling
- Suddenly in love
- Intimate discussion
- Very expensive
- Done at a ballroom
- Poor, nothing extra
Bonus: The title of this children’s action song mentions four different body parts.
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