WELC0ME to FRIDAY APRIL 5. 2024
Here’s The Story….
[This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites…]
A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family
to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day
comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he’s ever been.
After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits
him down for a talk. “Well, boy, you been at school for three months now, I want you
to tell me some of that fancy book learnin’.” So junior says, “My favorite class is math,
pa. Just last week we learned a new formula…Pi r squared.”
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, “Dog gone-it!
I spent all that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared?
Why everybody knows pie are round… CORNBREAD are squared!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
A London architect has come up with a concept for a floating hotel
that is self-sustaining and could potentially move around the world.
Great job, architect. You just invented the cruise ship.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study shows that elected leaders don’t live as long as their
defeated opponents. So if there’s a candidate you really don’t like,
vote for them.” -Stephen Colbert
“Researchers at the Center for Tobacco Control at Scotland University
are working on an invention: Talking packs of cigarettes that warn
smokers about the side effects of tobacco. I don’t know; that actually
might make me START smoking.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that
you had set it free….you either married it or gave birth to it. 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. … Smelled like victory.”
Answer: Apocalypse Now!
Spoken by Robert Duvall’s character to some of his men after U.S. pilots had just dropped some napalm on a nearby village. The 1979 film by Francis Ford Coppola was inspired by Joseph Conrad’s 1902 novella “Heart of Darkness” about a journey upriver on a steamer into the Congo and African jungle. This film is about a US Army assassin sent to assassinate a demented warlord and former Colonel who ruled a band of native warriors in the jungle.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
For each clue below, think of a common expression which mentions two body parts.
Some phrases refer to two different body parts (mix), others use the same body part twice (match).
Example: The law of retaliation. Answer: An eye for an eye.
- To be in agreement
- A couple strolling
- Suddenly in love
- Intimate discussion
- Very expensive
- Done at a ballroom
- Poor, nothing extra
Bonus: The title of this children’s action song mentions four different body parts.
ANSWER: 1. See eye to eye
- Walk hand in hand (or arm in arm)
- Fall head over heels (in love)
- Have a heart to heart
- Cost an arm and a leg
- Dance cheek to cheek
- Living hand to mouth
Bonus: “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters. Use the clues and fill in the
blanks to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember, these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!
- A woodwind instrument that dates back to the mid 16th century.
B _ _ _ _ _ N - A sweet treat that is sometimes made with nuts or raisins.
T _ _ _ _ E - A term that can be used to describe boats and ships.
K _ _ _ _ _ _ S - A character in a courtroom.
A _ _ _ _ _ _ E
—Experts Only!—
- A Belgian language.
W _ _ _ _ _ N
—Just For Fun!—
- This word has 3 consecutive double letters!
B _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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