WELC0ME to MONDAY APRIL 12. 2024
Here’s The Story….
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer
password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in.
As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know
what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A member of the band Journey said ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was inspired by
the time he borrowed money from his dad to pay his dog’s vet bill. Apparently,
the dog was hit by a midnight train goin’ anywhere.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Asian restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s announced today it will open its first location
in China. Of course, over there they’ll be called ‘P.F. Charles.'” -Seth Meyers
“Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX’s rocket
because it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists that it’s just the cold weather.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over
the place. My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you
want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up and take some responsibility.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to help with her since. 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What is your nationality?” “I’m a drunkard.” “That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”
Answer: Casablanca!
“Casablanca” is a classic film from 1942 starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. The film is based upon the beginning years of WWII and Bogey’s character was running a swanky nightclub in Casablanca. One night, there was a fuss over someone singing a German patriotic song and another person singing a French anthem that a disturbance occurred. Major Strasser was the German officer who asked Bogey what nationality he was and Captain Renault was a police officer.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Flat – Pump
- Feather – Crate
- Bet – Stop
- Ear – Trip
- Lopes – Shills
ANSWER: 1. Fat – Plump
- Father – Create
- Best – Top
- Tear – Rip
- Slopes – Hills
Monday’s Quizzler is….
For each of the following clues, what is a synonym that contains the letters CAT?
1.Baseball position
2.Copy
3.What you get with a doctor’s prescription
4.Underground cemetery
5.Time off from school or work
6.Ten-event contest
7.Disaster
8.Mimic
9.Cows
10.Teacher
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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