WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 1. 2024
Here’s The Story….
My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven
and three, to our favorite “adult” restaurant for the first time. The younger
child refused to stay in her seat and danced around our table. Her sister,
tears rolling down her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth,
“If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!”
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUl WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Finally, I saw that Starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which had illustrations
that customers can color in themselves. It’s perfect for people who are too busy to
make their own coffee at home, yet still have enough time to color in a coffee cup.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Amazon has unveiled a new way to view its products in 3-D. Amazon is calling
its new invention a ‘store.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push.
You’d only use it twice a year, but that’s more than I use the ‘Potato’
button on my microwave.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting
across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t
help laughing as they neared their destination, and she heard the mother
say to the boy, “Now remember, run to Daddy first, then the dog.”😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A pair of high school boys are contacted by a man from the future, who helps them pass
their history test, thereby saving the world that he knows.
Answer: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure!
Bill and Ted are two high school pals who care little for school and are only interested in music. They meet Rufus, a man from the future, who takes the boys on an adventure through time, collecting various historical figures to help the boys pass their history exams. Rufus reveals that the boy’s music is the basis for the world of the future, so they must be allowed to form their band.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Professor and archaeologist Indiana Jones must search for his father, a scholar and
expert on the Holy Grail who has been abducted.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Which is the odd couple? Find how these pairs were formed, then
decide which does not belong with the other four.
- HIS and MIST
- LUSH and PULP
- LOFT and SOUND
- WIDE and NINE
- HIKE and SEED
ANSWER: The original couples, before the exchange of a letter, were:
- HIT and MISS
- PUSH and PULL
- LOST and FOUND
- WINE and DINE
- HIDE and SEEK
The odd couple is ‘WINE and DINE’. All the others are antonym pairs.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Some people’s names (such as “Will Power”) suggest a certain personality or career choice. Given below are some last names and professions (in no particular order). For each last name, your task is to think of a common first name, such that it suggests one of the given professions. Each last name and profession must be used just once.
Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist.
Last Names: Burr, Lee, Oakey, Poole, Schauer, Shaw
Professions: Biologist, Cabdriver, Farmer, Lumberjack, Meteorologist, Singer
The hint provides the first names.
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