WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 4. 2024
Here’s The Story….
I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing
Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. “Have
you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young Blondes’?” I asked. He admitted
he’d never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to
find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he’d be
happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. “Sir,” I asked
the customer, “can you tell me what’s in that drink?”
He looked at me like I was crazy. “It’s wine,”
he said, pronouncing his words carefully, “Sauvignon blanc.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“We’re celebrating our independence from the British. I hope that in a couple years,
we’ll be able to celebrate our independence from the Chinese.” -David Letterman
“Six half-marathon runners were hospitalized yesterday for running in 100 degree heat.
They were rushed to a mental hospital.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“According to a Twitter study, people are happiest on the weekends and when their workday
is over. They also discovered that if you stand in front of a moving train, it will kill you.” -Jay Leno
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Light bulb jokes are an innocent way to poke fun — or so I thought. Working as a sound
technician, I asked an electrician, who was also the local union steward: “Hey, Mike.
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?”
I expected the classic answer: “Twelve. You got a problem with that?” But Mike replied
in all seriousness, “None. Teamsters shouldn’t be touching light bulbs.” 😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
A detective is a cartoon rabbit’s only hope to prove his innocence, when he is accused of murder.
Answer: “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
A detective is a cartoon rabbit’s only hope to prove his innocence, when he is accused of murder.
Robert Zemeckis was born on the 14th of May 1952. He has directed many successful films including – “Back to the Future” (1985) “Forrest Gump” (1994) and “Cast Away” (2000).
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
When an agent is found dead, holding a Faberge egg, the British send James Bond to investigate.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Greeting word -> Hades; place of torment
- Company symbol -> Tree trunk piece; written record
- Large stringed instrument -> Small room; prison
- Vote against; forbid -> Pet doctor
- Jewellery or stone carved in relief -> Arrived; moved toward something
- Champion; type of sandwich -> That woman
- Rope with a sliding loop at one end -> An unmarried young woman
- Exhibition of cowboy skills -> Was carried on the back of an animal
ANSWER: 1. Hello -> Hell
- Logo -> Log
- Cello -> Cell
- Veto -> Vet
- Cameo -> Came
- Hero -> Her
- Lasso -> Lass
- Rodeo -> Rode
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words
you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second
a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
sneaky insect
humorous rabbit
happy boy
muscular tune
close fright
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