WELC0ME to THURSDAY JULY 11, 2024
Here’s The Story….
My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old
son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.
“Hey Dad, announced Billy, “have you met the new neighbors?”
“No.”
“Come on Dad, you have to meet them.”
“Some other time; I’m busy.”
“Dad, you have to meet them now.”
From the urgency in Billy’s voice, I assumed the neighbors
were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the
front of the house. No one was there.
“Where are they?” I asked.
“Well, Dad,” he explained, “we haven’t met them yet either,
but our baseball is in their living room!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new survey found that more parents are teaching their
babies sign language before they learn how to talk. Babies’
favorite word in sign language? Whatever putting your whole
hand in your mouth means.” -Jimmy Fallon
“I had an accident on an alpine slide. If you’ve never been
on an alpine slide, it’s like a waterslide without the
water. Until my accident, then it became like a waterslide.”
-Craig Ferguson
“A new poll shows that Congress’ approval rating is at a
record low of 11 percent. The other 89 percent are going to
withhold judgment until Congress actually does something.”
-Jay Leno
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite
friendly with my study partner, a 54-year-old man, who had
returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed he
had once thought something more than friendship might be a
possibility. “So what changed your mind?” I asked him.
“I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 30-year age
difference between a man and woman was insurmountable. He
looked at my chart and said, ‘You’re interested in someone
who’s 84?'”
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In a case of mistaken identity, an unemployed slacker is mistaken for a wealthy philanthropist.
Answer: The Big Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski, known as “The Dude”, has no purpose but partying and bowling. Mistaken by thugs for a wealthy man with the same name, “The Dude” and one of his bowling buddies become mixed up in a bizarre plot involving kidnapping, blackmail, and embezzlement.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
During the World War II invasion of Normandy, a squad of U.S. soldiers must find a
paratrooper whose brothers have all been killed in action
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
This word has 10 letters namely
1234567890
1234 – carries heredity
456 – is a period of time
567 – is a pest
and 890 – is a charged particle
What is the word?
Answer: GENERATION
1234 carries heredity – gene
456 – is a period of time – era
567- is a pest – rat
890 is a charged particle – ion
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do this “0 to 10” in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
- Describing a 180 degree turn
- Greek’s 13th letter
- e.g. Macadamia, pecan, or acorn
- Large fish, usually found in small cans
- Mum’s sisters
- Remove (someone) from position of power
- Crazy person – or a container for #3!
- Creatures of Greek mythology: half man and half horse
- More loyal and devoted
- Most slovenly or grubby; most earthy or vulgar
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