WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2024

HERES THE STORY….
‘m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our
anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I
appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers
and told the florist to enclose a card that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it:
“Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Father’s Day cards fit into four major categories: golf, fishing, barbecue,
beer. And beer. And beer. And beer. What kind of message is this? ‘Dad,
you are a potbellied drunk and we’re sending you to rehab after you finish
mowing the lawn.’ We need to mix it up a little.
Either the cards need to change, or we do.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Two Australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots.
It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties.” -Seth Meyers

“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove
their tattoos. Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring
among millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet
to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can
be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the
urge to go out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the story of a teenage girl named Nicole who falls in love
with a charming and mysterious boy named David.

Answer: Fear!
Nicole Walker is a character from the movie Fear. Fear is a 1996 American psychological thriller directed by James Foley and written by Christopher Crowe. The movie stars Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, and William Petersen. Fear tells the story of a teenage girl named Nicole who falls in love with a charming and mysterious boy named David. However, as their relationship progresses, David’s true nature is revealed, and Nicole finds herself in a dangerous situation. The movie received mixed reviews from critics but was a commercial success, grossing over $20 million at the box office.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Thia movie is a classic teen comedy that takes place on the night of a high school graduation party.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Inspector Ixolite of the Yard was investigating a murder at Nottonmye Manor.
It was a difficult case, and Ixolite was completely stumped until he noticed a message sent to him by the killer cunningly hidden in a newspaper advertisement selling Car Licence Plates.
Inspector Ixolite thought about it for a while, and when he had solved the puzzle, immediately arrested the guilty man.

Q1) How did Ixolite know the advert was a clue for him?

Q2) Solve the code and tell me who Ixolite arrested.

This is the newspaper advert (Car licence plates for sale) that Inspector Ixolite saw.

Plates For Sale;

[W 05 NWO]
[H 13 HSR ]
[O 05 EBM]
[D 08 UNE]
[U 10 HTY]
[N 04 BRE]
[N 16 TTE]
[I 26 LHC ]
[T 10 AEE]
[I 26 CNA]
[X 22 VDA]

Answer: 1)The first bit is easy, as the first letter of each plate spells WHODUNNIT IX
(A challenge to our Inspector.)

2)The second bit is a little trickier, but I gave you the solution.
If you read the last three letters in each plate from the bottom up and right to left you get
ADVANCE EACH LETTER BY THE NUMBER SHOWN, so advance W by 5 to get B,
H by 13 to get U and so on until you spell BUTLER DID IT.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In this teaser, your job is to form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.

Example:

CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE

List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO

List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA

List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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