WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 7, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled
each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got male!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A guy here in New York swims in the Hudson River every week to prove
that it’s clean. If you want to meet him in person, services are being held
on 43rd Street at the Sherwood Funeral Home.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new survey, fewer than 2 percent of hiring managers said
they were actively recruiting graduates with liberal arts degrees. Liberal
arts graduates responded by saying, ‘Latte for Karen.'” -Seth Meyers

“A recent government report revealed that a California DMV employee fell
asleep at her desk for up to three hours a day and this went on for nearly
four years. She fell asleep at her desk for three hours a day, or as they call
that at the DMV, Employee of the Month.” -James Corden 😂🤣

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Did you give the prisoner the third degree?”
the police sergeant asked the detective.
“Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good,” nodded
the other. “Asked him every question we could think of.”
“And did you get a confession?” asked the sergeant.
“Not exactly,” explained the officer. “All he’d say was,
‘Yes dear,’ and dozed off.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a former soldier turned adventurer who becomes entangled in a battle against an ancient mummy and other supernatural forces.

Answer: The Mummy!
Rick O’Connell is a character from the movie franchise “The Mummy,” which includes “The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns,” and “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.” Rick, played by Brendan Fraser, is a former soldier turned adventurer who becomes entangled in a battle against an ancient mummy and other supernatural forces. The films are known for their action-packed sequences, special effects, and nods to classic adventure films. Despite mixed reviews, the franchise has a dedicated fanbase and has grossed over $1.4 billion worldwide.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man gives his seat on a plane to another man, but the plane crashes, killing Goldwyn’s character. Out of guilt,

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
On a rainy night, five gnomish characters huddled on stools at the bar of Rumplestiltskin’s Place and told their sad tales. Each had once had the good fortune to come across a beautiful maiden who was desperate to complete a different formidable task to win a king’s hand in marriage. Each gnome agreed to help, but only in exchange for the maiden’s first born child. Although the women hastily agreed, when the time came to pay their dues, they naturally resisted. Each gnome offered one final bargain. If the maiden could guess his name, she could keep her new born baby. Since each gnome had a rather odd name, he felt safe in offering the maiden a different number of guesses. Each was therefore horrified when he returned to the woman only to hear her promptly and calmly reciting his name! From the information provided, can you determine the name of the gnome who helped each woman and the task she had to complete, as well as the number of guesses each woman was given?

Gnomes: Arklesblatt, Dinkleberry, Haycocklebloo, Sneedermon, Zizzyrimple

Women: Bianca, Diana, Ione, Katrina, Valerie

Task: Crush rocks into diamonds, Roll roses into rubies, Spin flax into silver, Stir broth into myrrh, Stomp string into silk.

of Guesses: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1. The woman who needed to spin flax into silver (who isn’t Diana) didn’t negotiate with Haycocklebloo. Dinkleberry didn’t give a queen either two or three guesses.
2. Queen Katrina was given fewer guesses than the woman helped by Sneedermon (who didn’t get either four or six guesses) but more chances than the lady Zizzyrimple assisted.
3. Valerie promised the king that she could roll roses into rubies. Neither Arklesblatt nor Haycocklebloo helped either Valerie or Diana. With Zizzyrimple’s assistance, Ione won the king’s hand in marriage.
4. The woman who was given six guesses (who isn’t the one Dinkleberry helped) isn’t the one who vowed she could stir broth into myrrh.
5. Bianca (who wasn’t required to spin flax into silver) is neither the woman Haycocklebloo helped nor the one who was trying to crush rocks into diamonds. Diana wasn’t granted four guesses.

Answer: Arklesblatt, Bianca, stomp string into silk, 6
Dinkleberry, Valerie, roll roses into rubies, 4
Haycocklebloo, Katrina, stir broth into myrrh, 3
Sneedermon, Diana, crush rocks into diamonds, 5
Zizzyrimple, Ione, spin flax into silver, 2

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Tom and his wife went to a local club to have dinner and see a show. They had been eating their meal and watching the show when Tom started losing voluntary control over most of his body. His legs, arms, back and chest became tense. His facial muscles squeezed upwards. His stomach muscles and diaphragm began to spasm. His heart began to race and his blood pressure rose quickly. Yet nobody did anything for him and no medical attention was given. Why not?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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