WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 10, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, “How much do I owe you?”
“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated, “Just give me a
hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the
most expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over today. Don’t worry,
kids. School will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of
school called work, and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Pope Francis is now telling married couples to have children, because only having
pets could lead to anger or bitterness in old age. As opposed to having kids, which
leads to anger AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A worker in the reference department of the Library of Congress
received a call asking the meaning of the phrase “without recourse.”
He consulted a legal dictionary and furnished this definition, “Said of
a signer of a document when he takes no responsibility for the face of the document.”
“Thank you,” said the voice at the other end of the wire. “I have an
autographed photograph of Coolidge. It’s signed,
“Without recourse, Calvin Coolidge.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man gives his seat on a plane to another man, but the
plane crashes, killing Goldwyn’s character. Out of guilt,
Answer: Bounce!
A man (Affleck) gives his seat on a plane to another man (Goldwyn), but the plane crashes, killing Goldwyn’s character. Out of guilt, Affleck’s character checks up on the other man’s widow (Paltrow)- and ends up falling in love with her.
Paltrow and Affleck were romantically linked when they made “Shakespeare in Love” together, co-starring Joe Fiennes. But by the time they made “Bounce”, they were no longer an item. “Duets” featured Paltrow teamed up to sing karaoke music with Huey Lewis, and “Ghost” gave us Goldwyn menacing Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a slick hustler who enters rehab to escape his life, only to end up with a new one.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Tom and his wife went to a local club to have dinner and see a show. They had been eating their meal and watching the show when Tom started losing voluntary control over most of his body. His legs, arms, back and chest became tense. His facial muscles squeezed upwards. His stomach muscles and diaphragm began to spasm. His heart began to race and his blood pressure rose quickly. Yet nobody did anything for him and no medical attention was given. Why not?
Answer: He and his wife were at a comedy club and the symptoms are the
description of what happens to someone who is laughing.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try
and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.
Example:
- picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.
- ankle, puppet, wind, away
- draft, hall, belly, root
- alphabet, bowl, spoon, kitchen
- upright, wire, grand, tuner
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