WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 11, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall
and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100
gallons of soup for tonight’s dinner. I told him I didn’t know how to make
soup. He handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.
A couple hours later I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant
came up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there
staring at me. I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.
Instead he said, “This tastes good… are you sure you followed the recipe?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
An older man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son.
Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son: “Don’t be nervous,
boy, just do your best and just remember, if anything happens to me your
mother is going to come and live with you.”
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new
motorcycle. Only one question confused him. “Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. “Is that the same thing?”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him,
his teacher said, “You’ll know you’re really beginning to
get it when you start dreaming in French.”
Dewey ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher!
I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!”
“Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?”
“I don’t know,” Dewey replied; “I couldn’t understand a word they were saying.”
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a slick hustler who enters rehab to escape his life, only to end up with a new one.
Answer: Clean and Sober!
This story of a slick hustler who enters rehab to escape his life, only to end up with a new one, won Michael Keaton the National Society of Film Critics Awards for 1988. Freeman starred in “Hard Rain” with Christian Slater (with whom he had previously worked in “Robin Hood”), and “Misery” starred Kathy Bates, not Kathy Baker.
Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a meeting in a church basement, and the regular attendees of the meeting.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
In each group below, I have listed four (4) unrelated words. Your job is to try
and find a word that can either precede or follow each word in each group.
Example:
- picture, inner, top, test
Answer: picture TUBE, inner TUBE, TUBE top, test TUBE.
- ankle, puppet, wind, away
- draft, hall, belly, root
- alphabet, bowl, spoon, kitchen
- upright, wire, grand, tuner
Answer: 1. ankle SOCK, SOCK puppet, wind SOCK, SOCK away
- draft BEER, BEER hall, BEER belly, root BEER
- alphabet SOUP, SOUP bowl, SOUP spoon, SOUP kitchen
- upright PIANO, PIANO wire, grand PIANO, PIANO tuner
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Swaff is sitting at his desk, being cool, when his younger brother Geemiee walks up. Geemiee had recently been practicing his (fake) magical powers, trying to turn cheese into more cheese, so he believes he can beat Swaff in anything. He sets up a little competition, the first to get 5 ounces of water to freeze, will be proclaimed the coolest guy in their home.
They set up some rules, as follows:
-They both can only use normal water that comes out of their stainless steel faucet.
-They both use identical containers
-They both must use the same freezer, at the same time.
Now, Swaff realizes that if he were to lose, he would become less cool, he just doesn’t roll like that. So, how can Swaff have the best chance of winning over Geemiee?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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