WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 15, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds
to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they’re gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, don’t you like
your beer cold? Why don’t you start with one,
and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon as you’re low.”

The man says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Austria
and one in Ireland. We made a vow to each other when they moved away
that every Saturday night, we’d still drink together. So right now, my
brothers have three beers too, and we’re drinking together.”

The bartender thinks it’s a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up
the guy’s three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only
two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly,
“Knowing your tradition, I’d just like to just say that
I hope nothing has happened to one of your brothers.”
The man replies, “Oh, my brothers are fine — I just quit drinking.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I saw that Dunkin’ Donuts just introduced its first gluten-free menu
item. It’s perfect for people who care about what they put in their
body, but also don’t.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Apple is exploring ways to turn Siri into people’s personal therapist.
In fact, this morning when I asked Siri for today’s weather she said,
‘Stop trying to replace your father.'” -Conan O’Brien

“An 83-year-old grandfather in California recently pushed a suspected
burglar off his roof. Neighbors are calling it shocking while the roofer
is calling it the last time he works on that house.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Mary and her friend Jill are sitting by themselves in a bar having
a drink. Mary says, “Jill, did you notice there are two
guys sitting alone at the bar over there?”
“So?” Jill asks.
“Well, we’re two women sitting alone over here at a table, and
there are two men sitting alone at the bar.
What do you think that adds up to?”
Jill shrugs her shoulders, “Four losers?” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a tale of a young couple who find their marriage
cannot survive the problems they both have.

Answer: Days of Wine and Roses!
Remick and Lemmon starred in this sad, but ultimately hopeful, tale of a young couple who find their marriage cannot survive the problems they both have. Remick, who tragically lost her struggle with cancer in 1991 was in “The Omen” with Gregory Peck. Though Lemmon starred in both “The Odd Couple” and “Some Like it Hot”, the only film that features all three is “Days of Wine and Roses”. Interestingly, Klugman would go on to play Oscar Madison to Tony Randall’s Felix Unger in the TV version of “the Odd Couple”, while Lemmon starred in the movie version with Walter Matthau.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie ia about a young woman who reluctantly seeks professional help after ruining her sister’s wedding.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
There are so many words. If you take the letters found in the word
VALENTINES, using the clues below, can you figure out the words that can be made?

1. A number between 8 and 10
2. A person owned by another person
3. An indigenous person
4. To express anger, or a heating duct opening
5. A person who stands watch and/or is watching
6. Necessary to existence or well-being of something
7. A type of beverage served in a pub
8. Agreeably tolerant or permissive
9. Lacking noise
10. Foreign Language
11. Goes away, or items that fall from trees and need raking
12. Opposite of odd

Answer: 1. NINE

2. SLAVE
3. NATIVE
4. VENT
5. SENTINEL
6. VITAL
7. ALE
8. LENIENT
9. SILENT
10. LATIN
11. LEAVES
12. EVEN

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
12-year old Forrie Agincourt stayed with his Auntie Jenn Malheur while his parents drove to Prosper, Connecticut for a second honeymoon. It seemed that whatever Jenn would say, Forrie would twist around to almost the opposite phrasing, and vice versa.
Over the week, they conceived several sets of words that you might think were opposites. Each pair of definitions below involves two words that are spelled the same … except that the first start with “pro” and the second starts with “con”.
Forrie gave the list to his parents when they returned. Without conferring, Prospera was confident of 5 of the 6 problems, conceding only one; Connor consequently probed only 4. Can you connect on all six?

1. division of Canada or France — win over
2. argue against — competition
3. geometry tool — builder
4. a stage play — property of electrical transmission
5. intellectually deep — befuddle
6. advance — legislature

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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