WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 22, 2024
Here’s The Story……
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day.
Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge,
each agreed to hear the other’s case.
The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant’s
table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing judge
immediately suspended both the fine and costs.
They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was speeding,
too. Thereupon the first judge immediately fined him
$250 and ordered him to pay court costs.
The second judge was furious. “I suspended your fine and costs, but you
threw the book at me!” he fumed. The first judge looked at him and replied,
“This is the second such case we’ve had in here today. Someone has to
get tough about all this speeding!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They
also believe that middle age begins the first time you
eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien
“A team of scientists recently completed an experiment studying the
effects of the drug MDMA on octopuses. Which is part of a bigger
experiment of what happens when you give scientists LSD.” -Seth Meyers
“The 2020 Olympics are in Tokyo, and I saw that Japan wants to light
the Olympic Torch with a flying car. Whether it works or not, by the
end of the ceremony, something will be on fire.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and
the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum
jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed
reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished
showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a
tie and put it on. “What are you doing?” I asked.
“Well” he replied, “if you are going to be formal. So am I.”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a commercial airline pilot and his troubled wife.
Answer: When a Man Loves a Woman!
Ryan was in “Kate & Leopold” with Hugh Jackman, Garcia starred in “Desperate Measures” with Michael Keaton, and Burstyn was in “Divine Secrets” with Sandra Bullock, James Garner, and Maggie Smith. Al Franken had a small, uncredited role as a co-pilot in “When a Man Loves a Woman”, and was also one of the writers of this movie about a commercial airline pilot and his troubled wife.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man whose father died, and left just about everything to his brother and he goes to see his brother to get what he believes is rightfully his.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Amanda and four of her friends decided to grow their own herbs in the local community garden. Each person grows two different herbs in his/her plot (labeled A-E from left to right) and tends his/her plot on a different day of the week (Monday – Friday). From the info provided, determine each person’s garden plot, the herbs they grow (including marjoram and rosemary), and what day they tend their plot.
1) No two plots that are tended on consecutive days are located next to each other in the garden. The initials of each herb in a plot, the day the plot is tended, and the owner of the plot are 4 different letters.
2) Amanda tends her oregano in plot A. She does not grow thyme.
3)The five plots are the one tended by Cassandra (which she tends on Thursdays), the one in which mint grows, the one tended on Tuesdays, the one in which thyme grows, and plot D.
4) Marrissa’s plot is located to the immediate left of the one containing sage (which is not grown with oregano) and somewhere to the right of the one tended on Thursdays.
5) Walter’s plot is located immediately between the plot tended on Thursdays (which is not plot A) and the one containing chive and dill, in that order.
6) Timmy tends his plot the day before the parsley is tended (not in plot C) and the day after the plot containing basil is tended.
Answer: Plot – Name – Day – Herbs
A, Amanda, Tuesdays, basil/oregano
B, Cassandra, Thursdays, marjoram/parsley
C, Walter, Mondays, thyme/rosemary
D, Marrissa, Fridays, chive/dill
E, Timmy, Wednesdays, sage/mint
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
As part of a lesson the Middle Ages, a ninth-grade teacher spent a day teaching about medieval heraldry. To spice things up, he offered extra credit to any student who took the time to research his or her family history. The students’ enthusiasm made the lesson a success. From the information provided, can you determine the crest and motto belonging to the family of each student?
First Names: Fiona, Howard, Missy, Paul, Shannon
Last Names: Cole, Killman, Nathanson, Ruff, Zeigler
Crest: griffin, helmet, mastiff, rising sun, three stars
Motto: Ad Finem Fidelis, Ex Merito, In Veritate Victoria, Omnia Pro Bono, Te Ipsum Nosce
- The family crest of the student surnamed Nathanson (who isn’t Shannon) depicts three stars.
- Fiona Kilmann’s family crest depicts a rising sun, but isn’t the one inscribed with the motto “Ex Merito” (which means “With Merit”).
- Shannon’s family’s motto is “In Veritate Victoria” (which means “Victory in Truth”).
- Missy’s family’s motto is “Omnia Pro Bono” (which means “All Things for Good”).
- The student surnamed Zeigler isn’t the one whose family crest is a helmet.
- Howard Cole’s family crest depicts a griffin.
- The crest depicting a mastiff is inscribed with the motto “Ad Finem Fidelis” (which means “Faithful to the End”).
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