WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 24, 2024

Here’s The Story……
My uncle was giving me the grand tour of his house. The bathrooms had
excessively mirrored walls but his wife preferred not to look at herself in
such a compromising position. She even went so far as to place
a “modesty plant” so that it obscured the view.

Now I don’t think there is anything wrong with mirrored walls in the bathroom.
I told my uncle: “You should be able to sit and reflect.”😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Expedia released their rankings of the most annoying drivers in America.
For the 15th year in a row, the most annoying driver on the road is every
driver but you. The survey says the least popular passengers are backseat
drivers. I would have said carjackers.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A restaurant in China forces customers to solve complex math problems
before they can order their meal. The restaurant has no plans to
expand to the United States.” -Conan O’Brien

“New documents reveal that when Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear, the
woman he sent it to was a cleaner, not a prostitute as previously thought.
You know, because otherwise it would have been weird.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man went to see his doctor to go over his blood work results. As soon
as he entered the office, the doctor said to him, “I just looked at your results.
You’re lucky that you came in to see me today…”
The man suddenly became nervous and asked,
“Why? What’s wrong with my blood work?”
“Oh nothing! It’s just that I’ll be out of the
office tomorrow,” replied the doctor. 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a farm boy who becomes the famous Dread Pirate Roberts.

Answer: The Princess Bride!
“The Princess Bride” stars Robin Wright (Penn) as Buttercup and Cary Elwes as Westley. Westley was a farm boy who became the famous Dread Pirate Roberts. Back when he was the farm boy, whenever Buttercup would give him orders, he would reply, “As you wish.” This was his way of saying, “I love you.” Buttercup is kidnapped by Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), who wants to start a war with Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon), who she is being forced to marry. Before Humperdinck can get her, Westley, dressed as the Pirate Roberts rescues her. She doesn’t recognize him, and he is upset that she is getting married because they have true love. She pushes him down the hill, thinking he killed Westley, and tells him, “You can die too for all I care!” as he falls, he yells, “As you wish!” She immediately realizes she just pushed her true love away. R.O.U.S stands for Rodents of Unusual Size. They are one of the terrors in the Fire Swamp. Westley tells Buttercup, “I don’t think they exist.” He is immediately attacked by one.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a guy who never went to college but became rich because he opened a business for bigger people to buy clothes called Tall and Fat.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
There are seven parts to this riddle,
Each is part of a greater whole.
You see most of these,
Everyday as you please:

First is what I did to a book yesterday,
Second mixes with apples.
Third is a shout, then “ouch” you say,
Fourth shares the sound of mean.
Fifth is what the wind had done,
The sixth is often skipped.
The last and final can be called by two names,
If roses are this, then which is the blue one?

Answer: The 7 Colors of the Rainbow
Red: read a book
Orange: apples and oranges
Yellow: Yell and Ow
Green: Rhymes with “Mean”
Blue: The wind “blew”
Indigo is often skipped
Violet: Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) covered with soft thick hair (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) violent anger, wild rage
2) a fabric made of fibrous material (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) to coagulate
3) the relative resistance of a material to scratching or denting (8 letters) & (delete 4th letter) the straps by which a parachute is fastened to a person
4) a hypnotic, cataleptic, or ecstatic state (6 letters) & (delete 4th letter) a barely perceptible amount

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