WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 25, 2024

Here’s The Story……
There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market.
A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go
ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, “There’s
some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce.” As he was
finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him,
so he added, “and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half…”

The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy and said, “You almost got yourself in a lot of
trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out
of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?”

The boy replied, “Canada, Sir.”

“Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?” asked the manager.

The boy replied, “They’re all just up-tight, homely women and hockey players up there.”

“Really,” replied the manager, “My wife is from Canada!”

The boy replied, “No kidding! What team did she play for?” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A couple from Florida just set a record by taking their 200th Carnival
Cruise. The couple said, ‘What can we say, we love diarrhea.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study finds that if you’re drunk around sober people, you’ll think you’re
less drunk than if you’re around other drunk people. And if you’re drunk around
sober people, chances are you’ve got a problem.” -Jimmy Fallon

“On a bittersweet note, the world’s oldest person has died in Italy at the age
of 117. It’s tragic; she died in a knife fight with the world’s second-oldest person.
I’m kidding! Do you know how she died? Bungee-jumping.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young city boy visiting a dude ranch wanted to be appear macho,
so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.
As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin
a conversation, “Say, isn’t that fine-looking bunch of cows over there.”
The hired hand replied, “Not ‘bunch,’ it’s ‘herd.'”
“Heard what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Sure, I’ve heard of cows!” finished the city boy excitedly,
“there’s a big bunch of ’em right over there.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a guy who never went to college but became rich because
he opened a business for bigger people to buy clothes called Tall and Fat.

Answer: Back to School!
“Back to School” stars Rodney Dangerfield as Thornton Melon.
Thornton Melon never went to college but became rich because he opened a business for bigger people to buy clothes called Tall and Fat. Thornton’s son Jason (Keith Gordon) is a freshman in college. Thornton goes to visit him and learns Jason has been lying to him. He is not doing well at school, his only friend is his roommate, Derek (Robert Downey Jr.), and he’s not on the diving team; he’s just their towel boy. He wants to drop out, but to prove it’s not that hard, Thornton also enrolls in the school. He talks to the diving coach (M. Emmet Walsh) about Jason and lets him know how good Jason is. The coach agrees to give Jason a chance to be on the team. Later, Chaz (William Zabka), who does not like Jason, tells him that his father bribed the coach to let him on, which isn’t true, but Jason believes it seeing as Thornton was in college because he bribed the dean (Ned Beatty). Thornton cheats at school and even had Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (as himself) write a paper on a book that he wrote. The teacher, Diane (Sally Kellerman), who Thornton is also dating, tells him, “Whoever did write this doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut!”

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about Lone Starr, President Skroob, and Yogurt (“the wise and all-knowing”), and as Dark Helmet.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) covered with soft thick hair (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) violent anger, wild rage
2) a fabric made of fibrous material (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) to coagulate
3) the relative resistance of a material to scratching or denting (8 letters) & (delete 4th letter) the straps by which a parachute is fastened to a person
4) a hypnotic, cataleptic, or ecstatic state (6 letters) & (delete 4th letter) a barely perceptible amount

Answer: 1) furry & fury
2) cloth & clot
3) hardness & harness
4) trance & trace

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The following are anagrams of countries. Can you decipher all of them?

1. Glib Emu
2. Neat Grain
3. Age Lens
4. Dark Men
5. Serial

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