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Here’s The Story……
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make three bananas”? Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:
Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter). Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.
Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.
Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.
Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird anti-matter bananas. The student learns that their dreams will become reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.
Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?
Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.
Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SPOOKY HALLOWEEN!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Engineers have begun trying to find a way to brew beer on the moon.
Which means we’ll soon have astronauts calling into Mission Control saying,
‘Houston, we have a drinking problem.'” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report, 67 percent of millennials use Netflix, which must
really tick off whoever owns the account they’re using.” -Seth Meyers
“Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys on birth control to
help curb the recent population spike. This is good for wildlife, and even better
for female monkeys who want to focus on their careers.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1
neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons,
and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay
but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the
exchange of tiny particles known as morons. 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a guy and his sidekick who host a TV show from his mother’s basement.
Answer: Wayne’s World!
“Wayne’s World” stars Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell and Dana Carvey as his sidekick Garth Algar. It was initially a skit on “Saturday Night Live.” Wayne hosts a TV show from his mother’s basement in Aurora, Illinois.
In one of the most famous scenes in the movie, Wayne is driving a car with Garth in the passenger seat and some guys in the back. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen comes on the radio, and they headbang to the song. Fun fact: Dana Carvey did not know all the words, unlike the others who sang along, so his mouth just moved around to pretend he was singing. At the end of the movie, Wayne’s girlfriend, Cassandra (Tia Carrere), dumps him, and Wayne decides he doesn’t like that, so they do alternative endings. First, they do a “Scooby Doo” ending. Then they do the happy ending. In both alternative endings, Wayne and Cassandra end up together.
Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a person who checks himself into a mental hospital after having suicidal thoughts.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Here are some well-known expressions rewritten into “Cliff-ese”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, he was a very wordy person on the TV show “Cheers” and never used a small word where a larger one would work. Try to figure out the phrases in simpler terms.
- Projecting short, loud, canine-like noises erroneously toward the top of an incorrect arboreal plant.
- To subject a slender illumination device to rapid carbonization on its antipodal points.
- To slay a brace of avian creatures with just a single petrous conglomeration.
- Like sending dense shelly concretions through the air to fall in front of stout-bodied, artiodactyl creatures.
Answer: 1. an = anchorman
- en = enjoyment
- et = etiquette
- sh = shipshape
- in = insincere
- ha = haphazard
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Here are some well-known expressions rewritten into “Cliff-ese”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, he was a very wordy person on the TV show “Cheers” and never used a small word where a larger one would work. Try to figure out the phrases in simpler terms.
- Projecting short, loud, canine-like noises erroneously toward the top of an incorrect arboreal plant.
- To subject a slender illumination device to rapid carbonization on its antipodal points.
- To slay a brace of avian creatures with just a single petrous conglomeration.
- Like sending dense shelly concretions through the air to fall in front of stout-bodied, artiodactyl creatures.
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