WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 8, 2024
Here’s The Story……
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breathe underwater?”
Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, “Dad, do you
mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Google has a new service called ‘Flights’ that is now able to predict flight delays.
How it works is, if you’re flying United, your flight’s delayed.” -Conan O’Brien
“In financial news, billionaire investor Warren Buffett is facing some criticism after
saying in a recent interview, ‘You will not be way happier if you double your net worth.’
Spoken like someone who has $90 billion. But he is partially right. Happiness does not
come from net worth. It comes from the things you can BUY
because of your net worth.” -James Corden
“If you clean the receipts out of your purse or wallet and stack them all
together, it makes a tiny book about why you’re broke.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such
a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place,
I am always going around the house organizing things.”
The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married
I laid the law down firmly with my husband. I told him, ‘Every glass and
plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about legwarmers worn by dancers in tights to keep their lower legs warm and prevent cramping.
Answer: “Flashdance”
Worn by dancers in tights to keep their lower legs warm and prevent cramping, the movie “Flashdance”, combined with the aerobics craze of the 1980s, skyrocketed legwarmers to a must-have fashion item for girls and young women. They were even worn over jeans! The fad for the slouchy, stretchy items did not last very long in mainstream fashion, but dancers can still be seen wearing them.
Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Wookie warrior from the “Star Wars” film series.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
You have 5 coins
-One of the coins is rigged to always land on heads
-You grab one at random
-You flip it twice and it lands on heads both times
What is the probability you picked the rigged one?
Answer: 50%
The rigged coin will always land on heads twice, so it has a weight of 1
The normal coins will land on heads twice 1/4th of the time, so they have a weight of 1/4.
1+(1/4)4=200% To get a valid percent you divide both sides by 2 1/2+(1/44)/2=100%
If you remove the probability of the real coins you get
1/2=50%
Alternate explanation:
Rigged Coin’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH HH HH HH
Coin 2’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH HT TH TT
Coin 3’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH HT TH TT
Coin 4’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH HT TH TT
Coin 5’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH HT TH TT
If you take all the ones with tails, since we know they didn’t happen, then you are left with:
HH – RC HH – RC HH – RC HH – RC HH – C2 HH – C3 HH – C4 HH – C5
As you can see, half the scenarios above are the rigged coin
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others?
- I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
- I am afraid of going up in elevators.
- Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
- I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
- “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
- Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
- Remember to fold the map, please.
- I feel many lumps in this mattress.
- Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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