WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2024
Here’s The Story……
One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and
was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of
soup for tonight’s dinner. I told him I didn’t know how to make soup. He handed
me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.
A couple hours later I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came
up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me.
I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.
Instead he said, “This tastes good… are you sure you followed the recipe?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study came out that reveals some dangerous side effects from childbirth.
The dangerous side effects women suffer include pelvic injuries,
muscle tears, and children.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new poll found that women in America are angrier about current events than
men. And if you want to make them even angrier,
just tell them they seem angry.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The jackpot is up to an enormous sum. Playing the Powerball is a great
way to spend quality time with strangers outside gas stations.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole
hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs
the air and says, “Yum! I smell maple syrup!”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!”
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.
So he says, “Geez, all I can smell is….MOLASSES!”
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Wookie warrior from the “Star Wars” film series.
Answer: Star Wars!
Chewbacca, Wookie warrior of the “Star Wars” film series, was a soldier for the Republic on Kashyyyk during the Clone Wars. After he was captured by Imperial forces of the planet Mimban he became friends with Han Solo. Together they survived through several adventures and when the Millennium Falcon came into Han Solo’s possession, Chewbacca became his co-pilot.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a retired gunslinger went to Big Whiskey to kill some cowboys who disfigured a woman.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others?
- I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
- I am afraid of going up in elevators.
- Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
- I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
- “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
- Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
- Remember to fold the map, please.
- I feel many lumps in this mattress.
- Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.
ANSWER: 1. Willow
- Pine
- Oak
- Maple
- Bonsai
- Palm
- Apple
- Elm
- Aspen
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Martha, Joanna, Kelley, Patricia, and Suzanne are five busy mothers who barely have time to sit down and eat. One Christmas, they each decided to make (or bake) their son a gift. Can you figure out the full name of each mother, their profession, their son’s name, and the gift sent by each?
- The five mothers are Mrs. Baker, Ben’s mom, Joanna, the doctor, and the one who made mittens.
- Justin Glen loved the cupcakes baked by his mother, the doctor.
- The scarf was made by the editor, while the mittens were made by the programmer.
- Kelley Austen is the lawyer.
- The 5 sons are Kyle, the boy for whom the apple pie was baked, Todd Haney, the editor’s son, and Martha Glen’s son.
- Patricia Haney is a programmer, but Joanna is not the editor.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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