WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 12, 2024

Here’s The Story……
My husband David’s colleague at a package-processing center
was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was
finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open
the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they
blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called.
A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled
the doorknob and a voice from inside called, “Get me out!”
“Don’t worry,” David replied, “Maintenance should be sending somebody.”
“They did,” said the voice. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects
from eating too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart
which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

“The mayor of Boston actually had to issue a statement yesterday
telling residents to stop jumping from their second-story windows
and rooftops into giant piles of snow. Do NOT do that at home…
unless you have a camera ready.” -Jimmy Fallon

“United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have
to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin. What’s next? ‘In
case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation
device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young
mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident
that happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s
eyes as she walked into the vet’s office with
her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was,
“What’s wrong with this picture!” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a retired gunslinger went to Big Whiskey to
kill some cowboys who disfigured a woman.

Answer: Unforgiven!
The retired gunslinger went to Big Whiskey to kill some cowboys who disfigured a woman. He brought a young man with him who wanted to be a gunslinger, but when the young man shot someone in the outhouse, he felt guilty. The gunslinger (Eastwood) told him the quote.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a couple whose love is so strong, they decide to risk the penalty to create another life together.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Martha, Joanna, Kelley, Patricia, and Suzanne are five busy mothers who barely have time to sit down and eat. One Christmas, they each decided to make (or bake) their son a gift. Can you figure out the full name of each mother, their profession, their son’s name, and the gift sent by each?

1. The five mothers are Mrs. Baker, Ben’s mom, Joanna, the doctor, and the one who made mittens.
2. Justin Glen loved the cupcakes baked by his mother, the doctor.
3. The scarf was made by the editor, while the mittens were made by the programmer.
4. Kelley Austen is the lawyer.
5. The 5 sons are Kyle, the boy for whom the apple pie was baked, Todd Haney, the editor’s son, and Martha Glen’s son.
6. Patricia Haney is a programmer, but Joanna is not the editor.

ANSWER: Martha Glen-Doctor-Justin-cupcakes
Joanna Robinson-Teacher-Kyle-sweater
Kelley Austen-Lawyer-Ben-apple pie
Patricia Haney-Programmer-Todd-mittens
Suzanne Baker-Editor-Cody-scarf

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Sandra is one of five sisters, all of different ages. They each have a unique interest and favorite color. On top of that, the 5 girls all like a different food! Their parents are hopelessly confused as to what each girl likes, but they DO know some facts. Help them remember who’s who from the following clues:

1. The tennis racket belongs to the 10-year-old.
2. Belinda loves her violin, which she started playing when she was 4.
3. The 5 girls are: Loren, the cat-lover, the 6-year-old, Jenny, and the one who likes purple.
4. Miriam is only allowed to have one cat, partly because Jenny is afraid any more will scare away her many boyfriends.
5. The family Picasso, Loren, is said to be going through her “Blue Period” – everything she owns is blue!
6. Many of Loren’s paintings have been created while eating ice cream, her favorite food.
7. The 3-year-old still eats applesauce, but the 6-year-old likes her newly discovered snack, chips, better.
8. Jenny found she liked salad, after an attempt to go on a diet.
9. Belinda thinks she plays better in orange surroundings, but the 13-year-old likes pink better.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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