WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2024

Here’s The Story……
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended
to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few
skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready
for you by the time you finish shopping.”

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the
public-address system: “Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts
please meet me at the back of the store.” 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“When I married Donna, I could get both hands around her waist,”
said my husband’s grandfather. Pointing at his full-figured wife, he
boasted, “Now look how much I got. That’s what I call an investment!”

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died
really…She was attacked by a giant crab.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C.
The guide pointed out the place where George Washington
supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a couple whose love is so strong, they decide to risk the penalty to create another life together.

Answer: Z.P.G.” (which stands for zero population growth) depicts a dystopian future where what crime warrants an automatic death penalty. Geraldine Chaplin and Oliver Reed star as a couple whose love is so strong, they decide to risk the penalty to create another life together. The world finds itself in the situation of having to deny births for 30 yrs because of overpopulations’ side effects of pollution and resource depletion. Also contributing to the problem is the burden of fewer deaths because of the medical advances of having cured cancer and heart disease.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This film shows the gradual decline of the English king’s mental health, mainly focusing on the period between 1788 and 1789, when George III’s relationship with his eldest son and heir (the future George IV) was also deteriorating.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Sandra is one of five sisters, all of different ages. They each have a unique interest and favorite color. On top of that, the 5 girls all like a different food! Their parents are hopelessly confused as to what each girl likes, but they DO know some facts. Help them remember who’s who from the following clues:

1. The tennis racket belongs to the 10-year-old.
2. Belinda loves her violin, which she started playing when she was 4.
3. The 5 girls are: Loren, the cat-lover, the 6-year-old, Jenny, and the one who likes purple.
4. Miriam is only allowed to have one cat, partly because Jenny is afraid any more will scare away her many boyfriends.
5. The family Picasso, Loren, is said to be going through her “Blue Period” – everything she owns is blue!
6. Many of Loren’s paintings have been created while eating ice cream, her favorite food.
7. The 3-year-old still eats applesauce, but the 6-year-old likes her newly discovered snack, chips, better.
8. Jenny found she liked salad, after an attempt to go on a diet.
9. Belinda thinks she plays better in orange surroundings, but the 13-year-old likes pink better.

ANSWER: GIRL-AGE-INTEREST-COLOR-FOOD
Sandra-10-tennis-purple-macaroni
Miriam-3-cats-green-applesauce
Jenny-13-boys-pink-salad
Loren-8-art-blue-ice cream
Belinda-6-music-orange-chips

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables
(in which each may only be used once) which you must use to figure out the 9 words.

Syllable List – a, a, a, al, don, en, graph, ic, ka, keet, lel, ly, med, ses, the, tial, ty

Syllable-starter: par

How many syllables, each word has:

1. (2)
2. (2)
3. (2)
4. (3)
5. (3)
6. (3)
7. (3)
8. (4)
9. (4)

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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