WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 14, 2024

Marriage Definitions

BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.

BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife 

whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.

GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his 

wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.

HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn’t do it.

HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.

JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits 

the wife to beat the husband to the draw.

LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace 

of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings, and no recognition.

SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t 

have had if you’d stayed single in the first place.

WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear 

at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

I heard that Hillary will actually be signing books at a Costco in Connecticut. 

It’s going to be awesome when someone gets to the front and goes, ‘Oh, I 

thought this was the line for cheese samples. I’m sorry. 

Can you sign a cheese sample?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A college student in Georgia was worried that his parents would be mad 

at him for flunking English. So he tried to fake his own kidnapping. The 

parents figured it out when the ransom note said, ‘We has your son.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Musician and prospective Senate candidate Kid Rock gave a political speech 

last night in Detroit and said, ‘I love black people and I love white people, 

too, but neither as much as I love red, white and blue.’ Oh, God – he’s gonna win.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen 

and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While 

there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.

As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked 

if we had anything of value to report.

“Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she 

had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, 

“I only bought a little pot.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???

This film shows the gradual decline of the English king’s mental health, mainly focusing on the period between 1788 and 1789, when George III’s relationship with his eldest son and heir (the future George IV) was also deteriorating.  

Answer: George III!

Directed by Nicholas Hytner, and released at the end of 1994, “The Madness of King George” was adapted by Alan Bennett from his own 1991 play, “The Madness of George III”. As the title implies, the film shows the gradual decline of the English king’s mental health, mainly focusing on the period between 1788 and 1789, when George III’s relationship with his eldest son and heir (the future George IV) was also deteriorating. The film – whose cast included, besides Nigel Hawthorne in the title role, Helen Mirren, Ian Holm and Rupert Everett – was both a critical and a commercial success. Though the film won only one of the four Academy Awards for which it had been nominated (Best Art Direction), it won BAFTA’s Best British Film award, and Hawthorne won as Best Actor in a Leading Role. Helen Mirren won the Cannes Film Festival Award for Best Actress for her portrayal of George III’s queen, Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz. The remaining English kings have all been featured in various films.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???

 This movie tells multiple stories about dog owners competing in a major dog show.  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​

 In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables

(in which each may only be used once) which you must use to figure out the 9 words.

Syllable List – a, a, a, al, don, en, graph, ic, ka, keet, lel, ly, med, ses, the, tial, ty

Syllable-starter: par

How many syllables, each word has:

1. (2)

2. (2)

3. (2)

4. (3)

5. (3)

6. (3)

7. (3)

8. (4)

9. (4)

ANSWER:  1. Parka (par ka)

2. Pardon (par don)

3. Party (par ty)

4. Paragraph (par a graph)

5. Parallel (par al lel)

6. Parakeet (par a keet)

7. Partially (par tial ly)

8. Parentheses (par en the ses)

9. Paramedic (par a med ic)

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

While riding in the car I saw a license plate that read like this:

IXMNIZ

What occupation did the man in the car have?

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