WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 4, 2024

Here’s The Story….
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a
pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one
child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the
news to the older child. It went like this:

“Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much
we decided to bring another child into this family.’ But think about that.
Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey,
I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'”
One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook?” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home
during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado
didn’t traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did.” -Conan O’Brien

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it
to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her
manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers was making
her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

“According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention
dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love,
it’s a man who can lie.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A co-worker came to work one day wearing shoes that were
identical in style, only one was black and the other brown. I
quietly pointed this out to him. He smiled and said, “Unusual,
aren’t they? Believe it or not, I’ve got another
pair just like this at home.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an ex-cop who now hustles a black-market product that allows people to
experience other people’s thoughts and emotions.

Answer: Strange Days
In this 1995 sci-fi movie, Ralph Fiennes starred as an ex-cop who now hustles a black market product that allows people to experience other people’s thoughts and emotions. Also co-starring Juliette Lewis and Angela Bassett.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a young woman who tells her mother that she is about to commit suicide.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The following are humorous quotes from famous people in history.
Can you match the quotes in Part 1 with the person who said it in Part 2? Good luck!

Part 1:

1. “Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”
2. “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
3. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”
4. “A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
5. “Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
6. “God heals and the doctor takes the fee.”

Part 2:

Albert Einstein.

Will Rogers.

Abraham Lincoln.

Benjamin Franklin.

Winston Churchill.

Mark Twain.

ANSWER: 1. Abraham Lincoln. “Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”

2. Winston Churchill. “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
3. Albert Einstein. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”
4. Mark Twain. “A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
5. Will Rogers. “Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
6. Benjamin Franklin. “God heals and the doctor takes the fee.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What one three-letter word can be placed in the blanks below to make four different words?

___less
___ure
___orse
___ing

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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