WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 10, 2024
Things NOT To Say When Hanging Christmas Lights
–“You’ve got two red lights right next to each other. You’re supposed to
o yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue…”
–“Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try.”
–“What on earth do you do to these lights when you put them away
every year? Tie them in knots?”
–“Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I’m going to fry that sucker.”
–“If you’re not going to do it right, don’t do it at all. Don’t just throw them on,
like you do the icicles. You’re worse than your father.”
–“Give me that!!”
–“You’ve got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee
thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top.”
–“I don’t care if you have found another two strings, I’m done!”
–“You’ve just wound ’em around and around – I thought we agreed it
shouldn’t look like a spiral this year?”
–“Have you been drinking?!!?”
–“Okaaay! Looks like we’re FINALLY done here now. Not too shabby huh?
Hey… wait a minute, where’s the cat?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
According to a new report, the cost of all the gifts listed in ‘The Twelve Days
of Christmas’ song is up $233 from last year. Man, that Lords a
Leaping union is killing us.” -Conan O’Brien
“A novelty shop is selling a hipster nativity scene that features Joseph with
his hair in a man bun. Which explains why Mary was so adamant about
remaining a virgin.” -Seth Meyers
“Christmas is that magical time of the year when we’re forced to spend money
we don’t want to spend to travel to places we don’t want to go to see the
people we really don’t want to see.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally
dropped one. “No problem,” I said, picking it up and
dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
“You can’t do that,” argued my four-year-old.
“Don’t worry. Santa will never know.”
He shot me a look. “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t
know if you dropped a cookie on the floor?”😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a private eye who is hired by aging actress to find her daughter.
Answer: Night Moves
Hackman plays Moseby, a private eye who is hired by aging actress Arlene Iverson
(Janet Ward) to find her daughter Delly (Melanie Griffith).
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a psychic who is consulted to help by a suicidal woman and her fiancé.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Unscramble these five word jumbles and use the instructions given next to
them to form the name of a country which is a jumble of those letters.
- KERWC. Take the 1st and 2nd letter.
- LZEA. Take the 1st, 2nd and the 4th letter.
- KURNT. Take the 1st and the 4th letter.
- IASB. Take the 2nd and 3rd letter.
- SUKD. Take the 1st and 3rd letter.
ANSWER: 1. Wreck.
- Zeal.
- Trunk.
- Bias.
- Dusk.
The letters taken from the above words using the instructions form WRZELTNAIDS.
Switzerland is the country which can be formed from the jumble.
For much of the 20th century, Switzerland was the wealthiest country in Europe by a considerable margin.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A beggar found a leather purse that someone had dropped in the marketplace. Opening it, he discovered that it contained 100 pieces of gold. Then he heard a merchant shout, “A reward! A reward to the one who finds my leather purse!”
Being an honest man, the beggar came forward and handed the purse to the merchant saying, “Here is your purse. May I have the reward now?”
“Reward?” scoffed the merchant, greedily counting his gold. “Why the purse I dropped had 200 pieces of gold in it. You’ve already stolen more than the reward! Go away or I’ll tell the police.”
“I’m an honest man,” said the beggar defiantly. “Let us take this matter to the court.”
In court, the judge patiently listened to both sides of the story of a leather bag lost and a leather bag found. He counted the coins; 100 gold coins in total. Then said, “If all was said is true then it’s clear that no reward is necessary.”
How did the judge rule on this case?
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