WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 23, 2024

Here’s The Story…
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, the first guy said, “Panty stitcher…I sew the elastic onto women’s panties.”

The clerk looked up panty stitcher in her table. Finding it classed as unskilled labor,
she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
The second guy was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter,” he replied.

Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy $600 a week. When the first guy
found out he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are skilled labor.”

“What skill?!” yelled the panty stitcher. “I sew the elastic, and he pulls on it and says, “Yep, dese’ll fit ‘er.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT CHRISTMAS WEEK people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, when will I be old enough to do as I please?”
The father answered immediately, “I don’t know, son. Nobody has lived that long yet.”

An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words I don’t allow in my class.
One is gross and the other is cool.”
From the back of the room a voice called out, “Yeah? So, what are the words?”

Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn’t quite ready. As the young
man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, “Sorry to hold you up.”
“Delay, delay,” he corrected me. “We don’t use that other phrase.”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A British friend of mine once found himself at a dinner party sitting next to an attractive
American woman. The conversation turned to cricket, and the woman asked my friend to explain the game.
He agreed and embarked on a lengthy explanation of the mysteries of “silly mid-on,” “fine-leg,” “googly,” “chinaman” and the like.
At the end he sat back, exhausted. The woman looked at him, shaking her head in wonderment,
“That really is remarkable. And to think they do it all on horseback.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie was set in the near future and was about cloning.

Answer: The 6th Day!
This 2000 sci-fi movie starred Schwarzeneggar as Adam Gibson a helicopter pilot who didn’t
believe in cloning. Co-starring Tony Goldwyn and Michael Rappaport.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about Hollywood in the 1930s.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy.
What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

ANSWER: A haircut

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.

O E R
D V B
R A O

Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.

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