WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 30, 2024

Here’s The Story…
As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog
sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian.
She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked
up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck’s path, and the
vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.
I rushed to the woman’s side to see if she was all right.
“I’m fine,” she assured me, “but if that dog hadn’t honked…” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“This weekend is the 80th birthday of Superman. Now that he’s 80, Superman
is rendered helpless by Kryptonite and his email password.” -Conan O’Brien

“A group of scientists in Singapore built a robot that can put together Ikea furniture.
That’s when you know something’s wrong, when it’s easier to build a
robot than an Ikea dresser.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You know how sometimes when priests go to the Vatican they bring gifts for
the Pope from their home region? Recently, a priest from Kentucky decided to
give Pope Francis 10 bottles of whiskey. He got 10 bottles of whiskey, which
explains why this morning’s 9 a.m. Mass was held at 2 p.m.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had a power outage last week and my computer, TV,
and games console shut down immediately.
It was raining hard and I couldn’t play golf either so I
just talked to my wife for a few hours.
Seems like a nice person. 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about Hollywood in the 1930s.

Answer: The Day of the Locusts!
This movie tells the story of a talentless actress Faye (Karen Black) and an accountant
Homer (Donald Sutherland) and their different views about Hollywood.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an unwed mother and as an aspiring rock star.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.
O E R
D V B
R A O
Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.

ANSWER: above, adverb, ave, aver, brave, braved, braver, bravo, bravoed, deva, dove, drove, drover, ova, over, OVERBOARD, OVERBROAD, overdo, rave, raved, raver, rev, rove, roved, rover, var, verb, voe.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you pick the god from the list provided that will complete this group?

Zeus, Hephaestus, Gaea, ?

Choose from: Dionysus, Athena, Hermes, Poseidon, Aphrodite

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳