WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 7, 2025

Herse the Story…
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted
each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway,
and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘
Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Language-teaching app Duolingo recently added Klingon to its course selection.
By the way, if you have the Duolingo app on your phone and you use it to l
earn Klingon, you can delete Tinder.” -Conan O’Brien

“There was some exciting science news today, researchers say they discovered a
new human organ they are calling the interstitium. It’s a layer underneath the skin
and they believe it’s the largest organ in the human body. But the discovery of the
interstitium is very exciting. It allows someone like me to say, “I’m not overweight,
I’m just big-interstitiumed.'” -James Corden

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women.
The results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but
we kept ourselves sane by repeating, “As long as we have each other,
we don’t need anything else.”
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn’t
afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
“That’s just great!” she shouted. “Now there’s no
entertainment in our bedroom at all!”

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an actress who has a bit of a drug problem.

Answer: Postcards from the Edge!
Suzanne Vale is portrayed by Meryl Streep in this movie. Meryl is the actress daughter of Shirley MacLaine. Meryl has a bit of a drug problem in the beginning of the movie. She is rushed to the emergency room by Dennis Quaid. Meryl encounters Dr. Frankenthal, when her stomach needs to be pumped out and he comes to her rescue. Meryl has quite a sense of humor in this movie that was written by Carrie Fisher.

Tuessday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about 2 people who were cleaning out a shark to see what was inside.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Two boys were sent by their mothers to sell an equal amount of cupcakes each, worth one dollar per cupcake.

They were told not to eat the cupcakes they are selling, and that they should sell all of the cupcakes.

At the end of the day, all cupcakes were sold, yet neither boy gained nor lost a dollar.

What happened?

ANSWER: Each boy became hungry after a while. One boy decided to buy a
cupcake from the other boy, paying him one dollar.
The other boy also decided to buy a cupcake from the first boy, paying him one dollar, too.
And so it continued until all the cupcakes were sold, and both boys came home full and happy.
I can’t say the same for the moms, though.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) to affix a worm to the end of a fishing line & to dislike a novel
2) to move by foot at a slow gait for eight furlongs & to ridicule for an unspecified amount of time
3) to strike a cooking utensil with the foot & to select a cylindrical metal container
4) to cook a turtle’s covering in an oven & to wave a clanging instrument with a jerky motion

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