WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 31, 2025

As I Mature…

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just aren’t worth it.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in
your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Centers for Disease Control reports that 80 percent of public swimming
pools they investigated have health and safety violations. 80 percent! The study
concluded with ‘enjoy your Memorial Day weekend.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A study by the Pew Research Center determined that more millennials between
the ages of 18 and 34 are living with their parents than at any other point in history.
Millennials were happy to take the poll, while their parents were proud
of them for finishing the poll.” -James Corden

“After being arrested for crashing his car into a shopping mall, a Florida man
explained to police that he was trying to time-travel. Which is crazy. If you
want to travel 50 years into the future, just leave Florida.” -Seth Meyers 😳😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked,
after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.

“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained,
“and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”

“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for
20 years and just put him to sleep last week.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a mentally unstable and lonely man who was fired by a cable company for stalking clients.

Answer: The Cable Guy!
“The Cable Guy” is a 1996 dark comedy that stars Jim Carrey as a mentally unstable and lonely man who was fired by a cable company for stalking clients. Matthew Broderick plays a man named Steven, an architect. After moving into an apartment, Steve’s friend recommends he contact Jim Carrey’s character, who goes by the alias “Chip Douglas”, to set up his cable, and is known for giving clients free premium channels. Once Steven contacts Chip, he soon finds that he made a big mistake, as Chip constantly badgers Steven in search for friendship, and causes havoc in his personal relationships.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who after getting a bonus at work, decides to take one more trip with his family before his two teenage kids move out on their own.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
My rings tell such a story
Of years past with gracious glory
Where I live is where I stay
From that spot I cannot stray
From my home man taketh me
So they can erect another home, you see
Many others bore into my sides
These things that crawl and things that glide
I weep with beauty or stand with grace
Every year I shed myself to nourish my place

What am I?

ANSWER: I am a tree. My rings are produced every year, just one, and how large it is tells a story of how that particular year was. Where I grow is where I stay, as I cannot pick up and move. Men cut me down to make their own homes, and creatures such as birds and squirrels live in me. When I shed my leaves they put nutrients into the ground which keep it fertile.

TODAYS QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING TODAYS QUIZZLER! 🙌🖕

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form.
This time though, there are only three that you need to find.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

1. In the general area, but failing to acquire the roll of tobacco.
2. Please pardon my accidental use of a romance language derived from Latin.
3. Direct your attention to the melodic tones currently occurring.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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