WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year.
He had a lot of stories to tell. Here is one of them.
It seems he was looking for a bank and stopped to ask directions.
The man he asked replied “Just drive down this road about
5 miles and then turn left at the Stop n Go.”
He drove 5 miles, then 6, then 7. At about 10 miles down he stopped
for directions again. The man he asked replied, “Just go back down
this road about 5 miles and turn right at the Stop n Go”
He headed out again but still had no luck. When he got back to where
he had started he stopped again. When he asked for directions the answer
was exactly the same. This time Jim asked, “Could you describe the Stop n Go
for me?” The man gave him a funny look and said “It’s on a pole.
It’s got a red light on the top, a Green light on the bottom…”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A growing number of people are going to e-sport arenas to watch other
people play video games. It combines the thrill of going to a live sporting
event with the thrill of having an unemployed roommate.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Papa John’s has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce.
Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. But Papa John’s says it’s
a lifetime supply. Because you’re not expected to survive long
enough to need a second jug.” -James Corden
“Scientists claim to have succeeded transplanting a memory from the brain
of one sea snail and implanting it into another. Or, more likely,
all snails live pretty similar lives.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked,
“To what do you attribute your good health?”
The old timer said, “I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape.
I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.”
The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it.
How old was your father when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my father’s dead?”
The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your father
is still alive? How old is he?”
The old timer said, “He’s 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning.
That’s why he’s still alive, he’s a golfer.”
The doctor said, “Well, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it.
How about your grandfather? How old was he when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead?”
The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and
our grandfather’s still living! How old is he?”
The old timer said, “He’s 118 years old.”
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said,
“I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?”
The old timer said, “No…Grandpa couldn’t go this morning
because he got married last night.”
The doctor said in amazement, “Got married!!
Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?”
The old timer shot back, “Who said he wanted to?” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who after getting a bonus at work, decides to take
one more trip with his family before his two teenage kids move out on their own.
Answer: Vegas Vacation!
“Vegas Vacation” is a 1997 film, the fourth from the National Lampoon “Vacation” movies, and stars Chevy Chase, who reprises his role as Clark Griswold. After getting a bonus at work, Clark decides to take one more trip with his family before his two teenage kids move out on their own, this time to Las Vegas. The trip proves to be highly adventurous for all four family members in their own way. Randy Quaid also reprises his role as Cousin Eddie, who now lives in the Las Vegas desert in a mobile home.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie follows a man who is unmotivated and often incompetent, whose brother Al is running for Governor of the state of Washington.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form.
This time though, there are only three that you need to find.
Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)
- In the general area, but failing to acquire the roll of tobacco.
- Please pardon my accidental use of a romance language derived from Latin.
- Direct your attention to the melodic tones currently occurring.
ANSWER: 1. Close but no Cigar–This means to come close to succeeding, but not quite reaching your goal.
- Excuse my French–This is a term used when someone curses at an inappropriate time.
- Face the Music–This means to accept what will happen, instead of running from it or denying it.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A shipment of butterflies was mixed up by the dock workers, and they could not find who bought which species, where it was from, and what was the price. All the workers know is that Alejandro, Faye, Yvette, Sophie, and Zachary could have each bought butterflies that cost $60, $75, $90, $105, or $120. Each could have bought the Clearwing, the Emperor, the Grayling, the Swallowtail, or the Torturix butterflies. Each butterfly could have lived in Australia, Jordan, Luxembourg, Panama, or Qatar. It is up to you to find out who bought which butterfly, what was the price, and where did it come from with the provided clues:
- Neither the butterfly from Luxembourg nor the one from Australia sold for $90.
- The Emperor butterfly cost $30 more than the Torturix butterfly.
- Zachary’s purchase was $75.
- The butterfly from Australia cost less than the one from Luxembourg.
- Alejandro’s purchase was from Luxembourg.
- Of Yvette’s purchase and the purchase for $60, one was from Qatar and the other was the Torturix.
- The butterfly that sold for $120 was not from Panama.
- The insect from Australia was not the Torturix.
- Faye bought the Torturix.
- Sophie did not buy the Grayling.
- Of the Emperor and the insect worth $105, one was won by Yvette and the other was from Luxembourg.
- The insect that sold for $105 was the Swallowtail.
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