WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 11, 2025
Here’s The Story…
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children
and immediately started to assemble it with all the
neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.
After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A
into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon
an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.
The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short
while had the set completely assembled.
It’s beyond me,” said the father, “how you got it together
without even reading instructions.”
“To tell the truth,” replied the old-timer, “I can’t read, and
when you can’t read, you’ve got to think.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Last week, Twitter introduced a ‘quality filter’ that gets rid of tweets that
contain spam, mean, or unwanted content. An hour later,
Twitter filed for bankruptcy.” -Conan O’Brien
“Police in Australia are searching for a group of men seen releasing live
crocodiles into a school building. Though, if you ask me, they should probably
be searching for the crocodiles.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have
health problems. Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Last June, my friend told me about her plans for our upcoming prom.
“I’m renting a stretch limo and spending $1,000 on a new dress, and
I’ve reserved a table at the most expensive restaurant in town,” she said.
Our teacher overheard her and shook her head.
“I didn’t spend that much on my wedding.”
My friend answered, “I can have three or four weddings.
But a prom you do only once.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a television weatherman who lives the same day over and over.
Answer: Groundhog Day!
“Groundhog Day” is a 1993 comedy starring Murray as Phil Connors, a television weatherman who lives the same day over and over. This happens to be on February 2nd, as he is covering Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow routine in Pennsylvania for his news network.
He is caught in a time loop, and has to confront the same situation again and again. At first he is confused and frightened, and then becomes more agitated and depressed, until he is able to make the best of the situation and try to improve himself, and win over his love interest, Rita, who is played by Andie MacDowell.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a 27-year-old man who has no responsibilities due to the fact that his father is the founder of a Fortune 500 hotel company.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Always old, sometimes new. Never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty,
sometimes full. Never pushing, always pulling. What am I?
ANSWER: The Moon!
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
- A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
- A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
- Homo sapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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