WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 14, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She carefully filled
them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.
All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five
applications, under “Previous Employment”, she had listed “Baby-sitting”.
But then she read, under “Reason for Leaving” her daughter had answered,
“Parents came home.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday.
It was a little intimidating for the other kids – like for ‘Show and Tell’
she brought Scotland.” -Jimmy Fallon
“An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with his
local police department. They busted him after they asked, ‘Where do you see
yourself in five years?’ and he said, ‘In jail for robbing a bank.'” -Seth Meyers
“There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it’s
important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, A) We don’t have to
scrape ice off our windshield every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of
teal-colored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago.
Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a
$10 meal ticket, or “chit.” That evening after dinner
I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked.
Looking up nervously, the cashier responded,
“I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?” 😳😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a British cryptologist who works with others to design a
machine that will break the German enigma codes.
Answer: The Imitation Game!
Released in 2014, “The Imitation Game” is based on the Andrew Hodges biography, “Alan Turing: The Enigma”. Set during World War II, Turing is a British cryptologist who works with others at Bletchley Park to design a machine that will break the German enigma codes. When the others find that working with Turing is difficult, he attempts to break away from the team and designs a machine on his own. When the machine is finished, a new problem arises; what can they do about the fact that the Nazis change the encryption code every day? Turing determines that he can program the machine to know words that have already been decoded in earlier messages. While there are glaring fabrications in the movie – the name of Turing’s machine, for example, was not Christopher, but Victory, and its design was a collaborative rather than individual effort – one of Turing’s nieces stated that the movie “really did honor my uncle”.
Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who tells his story and gives an amazing account of life in ancient Sparta.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Five couples are going on honeymoons to five different places where they will participate in five different activities. Determine the first and last names of each couple, where they went honeymooning and what activity they participated in.
- Ethan, who is not married to Chrissy, admired the photos of Spain that Jacob Brown showed to him.
- Matthew, whose last name is not Emerson, enjoyed Portugal.
- The couple who went sightseeing did so in the Dominican Republic.
- Sharon had heard lovely things about the Dominican, but decided to go to Spain.
- Matthew and Tina are not married nor are Janna and Ethan.
- Ethan didn’t go stargazing.
- The five couples are represented by the Peters, Cuba, Chrissy, Bradley and sailing.
- Jacob, who isn’t a Howe, felt a little seasick during his activity.
- Patrick, who isn’t married to Tina, wished he’d gone sightseeing like Bradley Green, but instead he ended up going shopping.
- The scuba diving couple didn’t do so in Cuba.
- Bradley and Josie had a great time on their honeymoon.
Questions: Bradley and Josie Green went sightseeing in the Dominican Republic.
Ethan and Tina Peters went scuba diving in Mexico.
Jacob and Sharon Brown went sailing in Spain.
Matthew and Chrissy Howe went stargazing in Portugal.
Patrick and Janna Emerson went shopping in Cuba.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Manny the Juggler was getting pretty proficient at his craft, letter-juggling! He was able to juggle up to four letters at a time with ease! He now thought it time to try to move on to FIVE letters. He went and grabbed five related five-letter words (one plural) and proceeded to try to juggle each one. Alas, every time he tried, one letter of each word would invariably fall, bounce off his foot, and roll away. Each time he noticed that the leftover letters of each five-letter word could be rearranged to form a new four-letter one! Moreover, when he collected the five dropped letters (one from each word), he discovered that he could add a letter to that new group to make a six-letter word related to the other five five-letter ones! His excitement didn’t last long, as he was still unable to juggle in fives. Sigh, maybe next time!
Can you add a letter to each of the four-letter words and rearrange them to find out what the original five-letter words were that Manny juggled? Each word is related.
reps
chap
page
moan
mole
Now, take each letter added to the above words and add another to the group to create a six-letter word also related to the original five.
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