WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2025

Here’s The Story…
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family.
Would you take it and settle my guilt?”
“Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must return it to the
one from whom you stole it.”
“I tried,” Brian sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?”
“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family.”
Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he
walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The good people at Butterball have been running a toll-free hotline for turkey-cooking
tips since 1981. Every year the turkey talk line receives more than 100,000 phone calls,
but sadly, they have not once been able to save a turkey’s life.” -Stephen Colbert

“For the first time in 32 years, Butterball is adding male staffers to their Thanksgiving
turkey talk line, the phone number you can call if you are having trouble cooking your
turkey. One of the guys just yells questions to his wife in the other room.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Butterball, the countrys largest turkey producer, says it has a shortage of large
Thanksgiving turkeys this year. Some experts say it’s because of a greater demand
than usual, while others say it means the turkeys are on to us.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’d been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally
got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the
text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how
much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.
“You’ll get $24,” said the clerk.
“This is insane,” I protested as I wrote out the check.
“I know,” replied the clerk sympathetically. “I’ve always thought that a
person who buys a finance book for $96 and then
sells it back for $24 should fail the course.”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who runs away from home after his family’s
financial difficulties lead his parents to a divorce.

Answer: Catch Me If You Can!
Frank Abagnale Jr. runs away from home after his family’s financial difficulties lead his parents to a divorce. On his own, he quickly runs out of money, but finds that he can live as a clever con man. Frank poses as a doctor, lawyer, and even an airplane pilot! With FBI agent Carl Hanratty hot on his trail, Frank escapes to Europe, where he becomes a successful check forger. Hanratty, however, is able to catch Frank in France, and takes him back to the United States to stand trial for his crimes. Although he is sentenced to twelve years in prison, Hanratty eventually convinces the FBI to allow Frank to work in the FBI Bank Fraud Department for the remainder of his sentence, eventually becoming a happy family man. Frank once commented that it would be difficult to make the movie true-to-life because his 1980 memoir, upon which the movie was based, was also an exaggeration of the events in his life. Joseph Shea was the name of the FBI agent who captured Frank, and, unlike the movie, Frank never saw his father again after he ran away from home. Abagnale wrote, “It is important to understand that it is just a movie … not a biographical documentary”, and once stated that the movie was “about 80 percent accurate”.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a brilliant mathematician, earning the Carnegie Scholarship for mathematics at Princeton.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Jenny’s aunt recently passed away. In her will it said that there was a treasure for Jenny, if she could figure out the directions. Jenny’s aunt was a great scholar and she loved a good teaser. In the directions she wrote:

My dear Jenny,

To find the treasure that I have left you, you just have to follow some instructions that I have for you. please do exactly everything that I tell you to and you will find the trasure. It will be wrapped tightly in a small packagge ready for you. I trust you, because I know that you are very intelliggent and you will find it for sure. Even if you don’t find it, I know that you would have at least tryed. I know that its really hard for you to figure thiss letter out, but do try. The pakage will be waiting for you there. You have been wonderful person to be vith. So, keep trying and you will find that treasure!

Sincerly,
Your Aunt

ANSWER: The treasure was in a place called Peggy’s Cave. Jenny’s aunt, as mentioned before was a great scholar, so she wouldn’t have made all those mistakes in her writing. All the spelling and grammatical mistakes put together will spell Peggy’s Cave.

…for you. please… (P)
…find the trasure… (e)
…a small packagge… (g)
…very intelliggent… (g)
…at least tryed… (y)
…that its really… (‘)
…thiss…(s)
…The pakage will… (C)
…been wonderful person… (a)
…to be vith… (v)
…Sincerly… (e)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Mix me up, and I’m fit for delivery
Shuffle me, and we’re found in a cookery
Jumble me, and we spin in a nursery
Scrambled, and I might be left on cutlery
I’m hard to do with faulty machinery

What am I?

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