WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2025

Here’s The Story…
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the
proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the
fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar,
“You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study finds that parents DO actually have a favorite child.
The survey also finds if you have to ask – it ain’t you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because
Amazon instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is
trying to kill a deer by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said
it to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to
her manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers
was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting
at least one right answer on the chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O if water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning.

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who grows up learning to shoot and hunt. He makes his living as a ranch hand and rodeo cowboy until an unfortunate incident in his life leads him to enlist in the Navy.

Answer: American Sniper!
Chris Kyle grows up learning to shoot and hunt. He makes his living as a ranch hand and rodeo cowboy until an unfortunate incident in his life leads him to enlist in the Navy, where he qualifies for special training, becoming a SEALs sniper. Shortly after marrying, Chris is sent to Iraq, where he earns the nickname “Legend” because of his many kills. Altogether Kyle signs up for four tours of duty, finding it difficult to adjust to life back at home. On his final return home, he tells a therapist that he is bothered by “all the guys he couldn’t save”, and begins working in a VA hospital, which seems to aid in a better adjustment; it is a veteran he is attempting to help, however, who shoots and kills Chris at a target range. “American Sniper” (2014) is said to have been “loosely based” on Chris Kyle’s “American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History”, that was published in 2012. In fact, many have written that the two stories are different. For example, the character called “the Butcher” in the movie did not appear in the book, however, it might have been based on a real-life person. If the purpose of the movie was to warn Americans about the horrors of war and its effects on a person’s life – then it met its goal.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a well-spoken, educated, violinist with a wife and family.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A physics teacher used to enjoy tricking his students into learning science facts. One day, he placed an 8-ounce glass filled with water on a table. He then produced 2 straws; one straw he placed into the glass of water and the other he held outside the glass.

“Class,” he said, “I am willing to fund a pizza party for the class if any one of you can drink this glass of water in 5 minutes using only these two straws.” The class was amazed; this would be an easy task for any of them. “There are a few conditions,” he continued. “You must drink using both straws at the same time. You must drink using slow and steady draws. You cannot block or obstruct either straw in any way. You cannot lift or tilt the glass off of the table. And finally, one straw must remain outside of the glass.”

The class selected their champion and felt confident that they would be enjoying pizza at the same time next week. Five minutes later, the champion returned to his seat, defeated, and the class sat with jaws agape. Being a good sport, the teacher still bought pizza for the class the next week, confident they would never forget the lesson he taught them.

Why did the champion fail?

ANSWER: The teacher knew a lot about air pressure. He knew that air from a high-pressure area would always seek to fill an area of lower pressure, such as a vacuum. He also knew that a straw worked on this principle. Drawing on the straw creates a low-pressure area in the mouth; air pressure pushes down on the water and forces it up into the straw. When he placed the second straw outside the glass, and thus outside the water, he gave the air a more direct path from the high-pressure area to the low-pressure area. With slow steady draws on the straws, the air will easily rush in through the second straw to fill the low-pressure area, and the water will remain in the glass. Try it at home!

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. A pig farmer’s job could be called p___ w___.
2. A dog injury could be called a ho___ wo___.
3. For racing, a mixed ho___ is wo___ than a thoroughbred.
4. I he___ your be___ has been shaved into a goatee.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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