WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 6, 2025
Here’s The Story…
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug
around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free.
I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home.
“Thank God you answered,” I said when Scott picked up. “There’s this alarming
sound coming under the van. For a minute I thought I was dragging you down the highway.”
“And you didn’t stop?” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon
be 100 percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon
“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden
arches to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you
what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers
“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California,
is having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass
that employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess
Apple shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed
woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt.
She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin.
Having plenty of experience with getting out feed stains, I asked,
“Can I bring you some club soda?”
“Young lady,” she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had enough to drink.
Bring me another martini!”😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Mafia boss.
Answer: “The Godfather”
Acclaimed as one of the greatest actors of his generation, Marlon Brando (1924-2004) was born in Omaha, Nebraska USA. Brando became interested in acting while in high school. He played Mafia boss Vito Corleone in 1972’s “The Godfather”, boxer turned longshoreman Terry Malloy in “On the Waterfront” (1954), a German officer disillusioned with World War II in “The Young Lions” (1958), and a hired gunman in 1976’s “The Missouri Breaks”.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a prisoner of war in the World War II.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A 3-letter-word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
RA_ _ G _ DER S _ G MU _ _Y
ANSWER: TIN.
RATING
TINDER
STING
MUTINY
TINGLE
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each of the clues below describe a 70’s American TV show. Can you name each show?
- Ruffles, Pringles, Frito-Lays
- 911 !
- The aeronautically capable, habit wearing female (3)
- A four wheeled vehicle, driven by a person whose job it is to take passengers and their luggage where they want to go in exchange for a fee
- More than seven, nine is too much (3)
- Small abode on the treeless tract of land (5)
- Mixture of the sodium salts of various fatty acids of natural oils and fats
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