WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 24, 2025
Here’s The Story….
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker
would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several
intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging
on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t mean to be nosey
but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit,
so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
We found a spider in the house and my girlfriend told me to take it out instead of killing it.
So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing
voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: When you’re
single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can only be as happy
as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates some
figures of speech too literally. When I commented that he and my daughter are
about the same age, but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😮😮
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man in love with a mermaid.
Answer: “Splash”
Born in California in 1956, Tom Hanks began acting in plays while in high school. After college, he moved to New York to pursue his career, appearing in television shows and on the stage. Hanks made his first film appearance in 1980. His breakout role was as a man in love with a mermaid in “Splash” (1984). Hanks played the title character in 1994’s “Forrest Gump”, astronaut Jim Lovell in “Apollo 13” (1995), and he was U.S. Army Captain Miller in “Saving Private Ryan” in 1998.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a retired outlaw out for one last job.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
And now for more in the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights:
- Mnds r lk prchts – th nl fnctn whn pn.
- Bwr f smll xpnss, smll lk wll snk grt shp.
- Prblms cnnt b slvd t th sm lvl f wrnss tht crtd thm.
ANSWER: 1. Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Bonus: Thomas Dewar. He played the pipes in 1885, successfully annoying everyone else there.
- Beware of small expenses, a small leak will sink a great ship.
Bonus: Benjamin Franklin. - Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.
Bonus: Albert Einstein.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Detective Wesley carefully examined the scene before him. He was in a hotel room about 3 miles from the victim’s home. The victim’s body lay in front of him peacefully on the bed. It was January 7th, 3:15 PM, the body was discovered by a hotel maid. The man’s name was Sean Donovin. He was in his late twenties, a successful business owner, a Sunday school teacher, and was soon to be married. The detective shook his head in disgust. He whispered to himself, “Why would anyone commit suicide when they had everything going for them?”
The detective saw this as suspicious. The only potential suspects would have to be people he trusted. According to testimony from his coworkers and friends, he only trusted 3 people: his sister, Hannah, who was very close with the victim and who often assisted him while he taught at the local church; his brother, John, who owned a smaller, semi-successful business; and his fiance, Jenna.
The apparent cause of death was by injection of poison. At least his death was peaceful, the detective thought. The detective continued to search the hotel room, when he stumbled upon a suicide note. It read:
Jan 04/2009 4:10 AM
My loved ones,
Jenna, Sis, John, I would just like to tell you how sorry I am. Blame God for why I am to die today. Blame Him. Seek Him if you want to know why I did leave you. Do not mourn my death. Please move on.
Goodbye,
Sean
The detective saw this letter as somewhat suspicious. His last words were abrupt, almost impersonal. Why would a Sunday school teacher blame God?
The body was taken in for medical examination. Days later, the coroner would determine that the body died from a poison which killed instantly. The coroner would also determine that the body was only dead a mere 3 hours before it was discovered.
The detective then realized that the date and time used on the note were completely false. All 3 of those mentioned in the letter agreed the handwriting was indeed Sean’s.
The detective realized that the identity of the murderer was given inside the suicide note. After a thorough examination of the note, Detective Wesley quickly arrested the murderer.
Who was it?
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