WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 25, 2025

Here’s The Story….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? Death. What’s that…a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

(3) You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,
you party, play golf, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve only got a few years left,
what’s the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;

(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Japanese company created a $150 noise-canceling ramen fork to cover up slurping
noises. So, if you’ve got 150 bucks to spend on a fork – why are you eating ramen?” -Jimmy Fallon

“A fast food restaurant in Australia is celebrating Halloween by offering a hamburger in a
blue bun, sprinkled with real ants and worms. Or as Arby’s calls that, ‘The No. 6.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Amazon is introducing a new service called Amazon Key, which will allow delivery men to open
your front door and put packages directly inside your house. I don’t have a joke here. I just
wanted to tell you how you’re going to be murdered. Sleep tight, folks.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept ourselves
sane by repeating, “As long as we have each other, we don’t need anything else.”
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn’t afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
“That’s just great!” she shouted. “Now there’s no entertainment in our bedroom at all!”

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a retired outlaw out for one last job.

Answer: “Unforgiven”
Born in California in 1930, Clint Eastwood began acting in bit parts in films beginning in 1954. After struggling in film work, he also began appearing on television shows. Eastwood played The Man with No Name in the 1966 spaghetti western “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly”, a rogue San Francisco police detective in 1971’s “Dirty Harry”, a retired outlaw out for one last job in “Unforgiven” (1992), and a former Detroit autoworker who befriends his Hmong neighbors in 2008’s “Gran Torino”.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small town man who inherits a fortune and moves to New York City.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Detective Wesley carefully examined the scene before him. He was in a hotel room about 3 miles from the victim’s home. The victim’s body lay in front of him peacefully on the bed. It was January 7th, 3:15 PM, the body was discovered by a hotel maid. The man’s name was Sean Donovin. He was in his late twenties, a successful business owner, a Sunday school teacher, and was soon to be married. The detective shook his head in disgust. He whispered to himself, “Why would anyone commit suicide when they had everything going for them?”

The detective saw this as suspicious. The only potential suspects would have to be people he trusted. According to testimony from his coworkers and friends, he only trusted 3 people: his sister, Hannah, who was very close with the victim and who often assisted him while he taught at the local church; his brother, John, who owned a smaller, semi-successful business; and his fiance, Jenna.

The apparent cause of death was by injection of poison. At least his death was peaceful, the detective thought. The detective continued to search the hotel room, when he stumbled upon a suicide note. It read:

Jan 04/2009 4:10 AM

My loved ones,

Jenna, Sis, John, I would just like to tell you how sorry I am. Blame God for why I am to die today. Blame Him. Seek Him if you want to know why I did leave you. Do not mourn my death. Please move on.

Goodbye,

Sean

The detective saw this letter as somewhat suspicious. His last words were abrupt, almost impersonal. Why would a Sunday school teacher blame God?

The body was taken in for medical examination. Days later, the coroner would determine that the body died from a poison which killed instantly. The coroner would also determine that the body was only dead a mere 3 hours before it was discovered.

The detective then realized that the date and time used on the note were completely false. All 3 of those mentioned in the letter agreed the handwriting was indeed Sean’s.

The detective realized that the identity of the murderer was given inside the suicide note. After a thorough examination of the note, Detective Wesley quickly arrested the murderer.

Who was it?

ANSWER: John, his brother, was the murderer.
The time 4:10 AM didn’t refer to the time but rather to the biblical passage Genesis 4:10, which is an excerpt from the story of Cain and Abel, where an envious Cain kills his brother Abel. Many things point to this. AM referred to the Old Testament.
In the suicide note, Sean, being a Sunday school teacher, hinted to search for God to determine who killed him with “Seek Him if you want to know why I did leave you”, which refers to the Bible. Furthermore, he intentionally did not mention the name of his Sister, Hannah, when he noted “Jenna, Sis”, which sounds like “Genesis”.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) a pale blue gas and unstable form of oxygen (5 letters) & (delete 1st letter) a section of a city restricted by law for a specific use
2) a type or class, as of literature or music (5 letters) & (delete 4th letter) a hereditary unit on a chromosome
3) to mark with a hot iron (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) the outer layers of grain
4) a protector or champion of the people (7 letters) & (delete 4th letter) being three in one

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