WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 26, 2025

Here’s The Story….
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a
minute and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon. During his arrest,
he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What do you expect me to do?’ Well, not that,
although I do sympathize. When I was trying to give up carbs,
I once threw a bowl of spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden

“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list prices, but
instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in the window,
the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers

“China just installed new public bathrooms in Beijing that actually offer Wi-Fi. Yeah, a
Wi-Fi-enabled bathroom. Or as we call that here in America, Starbucks.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customers who sent
their seven-year-old son to pay me. As he approached the screen door, I noticed he
was carrying a check in one hand and two dollars in the other, which I assumed was my tip.
To my dismay, he pocketed the bills before handing me the check, which was for the exact cost of the pizza.
“Could that have been a tip?” I asked, trying not to sound accusatory.
“Yep,” he replied proudly. “not bad for just a walk from the living room and back!”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small town man who inherits a fortune and moves to New York City.

Answer: “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town”
Born in Montana as Frank James Cooper, Gary Cooper (1901-1961) began his film career as a stunt rider and extra in silent films in 1925. Cooper was soon a Western star, but began branching out into other roles in the 1930s. He played Longfellow Deeds, a small town man who inherits a fortune and moves to New York City in 1936’s “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town”, American World War I soldier Alvin York in “Sergeant York” (1941), an American colonial soldier in “Unconquered” (1948), and a sheriff facing an impending showdown in 1952’s “High Noon”.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a gunboat sailor.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) a pale blue gas and unstable form of oxygen (5 letters) & (delete 1st letter) a section of a city restricted by law for a specific use
2) a type or class, as of literature or music (5 letters) & (delete 4th letter) a hereditary unit on a chromosome
3) to mark with a hot iron (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) the outer layers of grain
4) a protector or champion of the people (7 letters) & (delete 4th letter) being three in one

ANSWER: 1) ozone & zone
2) genre & gene
3) brand & bran
4) tribune & triune

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
During a five-night period from Monday through Friday, Eliza Pseudonym had a series of unusual dreams. Every night, she had a dream set in a different unusual place (in one dream, Eliza found herself on trial in a courtroom). In each dream, a different one of her closest friends unexpectedly appeared and said something seemingly nonsensical. Eliza noted that she had eaten something different each night before going to bed; needless to say, she has sworn not to eat any of those foodstuffs so late at night ever again! From the clues below, determine the setting of the dream Eliza had each night, which of her friends made an appearance, what each friend said, and what food item Eliza had eaten each night.

1. Eliza had a dream about her friend Carla precisely two nights before or two nights after her dream in which she was a soldier on a war-torn battlefield.
2. The dream in which a friend said, “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!” occurred either the night before or the night after Eliza ate beef jerky.
3. Eliza ate some delicious chocolate chip cookies on the night her dream featured a friend saying, “I was raised by a cup of coffee!”
4. Barbra made an appearance in a dream precisely three nights before Eliza ate pickles.
5. The dream with Delilah in it occurred some time prior to the dream in which Eliza’s friend said, “There is no nineteenth story, so there is no Miss Zarves.”
6. Eliza dreamed that she was the host of a popular talk show either the night before or the night after her dream where a friend said, “Paleobotanical backwards licorice.”
7. Anna was in Eliza’s dream precisely one night after pretzels were eaten before going to bed.
8. A friend said, “Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx,” in the dream where Eliza was a scientist performing studies at a laboratory.
9. Eliza ate an orange precisely two nights after she dreamed about dancing to funky music at a disco.
10. Fiona appeared in Eliza’s dream on Tuesday night.

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