WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 27, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year. He had a lot of stories to tell.
Here is one of them.
It seems he was looking for a bank and stopped to ask directions. The man he asked replied
“Just drive down this road about 5 miles and then turn left at the Stop n Go.”
He drove 5 miles, then 6, then 7. At about 10 miles down he stopped for directions again.
The man he asked replied, “Just go back down this road about 5 miles and turn right at the Stop n Go”
He headed out again but still had no luck. When he got back to where he had started he stopped again.
When he asked for directions the answer was exactly the same. This time Jim asked,
“Could you describe the Stop n Go for me?” The man gave him a funny look and said
“It’s on a pole. It’s got a red light on the top, a Green light on the bottom…” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A woman in Colorado was cited for property damage after she used a 7-Eleven microwave
to heat up a urine sample, and it exploded. The 7-Eleven owner was like, ‘Lady, if you
wanted hot urine, you could’ve just poured yourself a coffee.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A New Hampshire man who went hiking and was reported missing by his wife now owes the
government thousands of dollars for the search effort, because when they found him, he had
been staying in a luxury hotel. He has to pay thousands of dollars – and that’s just for
eating the macadamia nuts from the mini-bar.” -James Corden
“Einstein Bros. Bagels shop is now serving mac and cheese bagels. So if you love bagels, and
you love mac and cheese, I hope you have a great personality.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:
“We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more.”
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave: “I got your cigarettes
and soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more next month in case any bugs survived.”
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a gunboat sailor.
Answer: “The Sand Pebbles”
Born Terrence Stephen McQueen in Indiana in 1930, Steve McQueen served in the U.S. Marines and took up acting in the early 1950s. After stage and television roles, McQueen made his first film in 1956. He played gunfighter Vin Tanner in “The Magnificent Seven” (1960), American captain and escape artist Virgil Hilts in 1963’s “The Great Escape”, gunboat sailor Jake Holman in “The Sand Pebbles” (1966), and San Francisco police lieutenant Frank Bullitt in “Bullitt” (1968).
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a novelist who slowly goes insane in an isolated hotel.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
During a five-night period from Monday through Friday, Eliza Pseudonym had a series of unusual dreams. Every night, she had a dream set in a different unusual place (in one dream, Eliza found herself on trial in a courtroom). In each dream, a different one of her closest friends unexpectedly appeared and said something seemingly nonsensical. Eliza noted that she had eaten something different each night before going to bed; needless to say, she has sworn not to eat any of those foodstuffs so late at night ever again! From the clues below, determine the setting of the dream Eliza had each night, which of her friends made an appearance, what each friend said, and what food item Eliza had eaten each night.
- Eliza had a dream about her friend Carla precisely two nights before or two nights after her dream in which she was a soldier on a war-torn battlefield.
- The dream in which a friend said, “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!” occurred either the night before or the night after Eliza ate beef jerky.
- Eliza ate some delicious chocolate chip cookies on the night her dream featured a friend saying, “I was raised by a cup of coffee!”
- Barbra made an appearance in a dream precisely three nights before Eliza ate pickles.
- The dream with Delilah in it occurred some time prior to the dream in which Eliza’s friend said, “There is no nineteenth story, so there is no Miss Zarves.”
- Eliza dreamed that she was the host of a popular talk show either the night before or the night after her dream where a friend said, “Paleobotanical backwards licorice.”
- Anna was in Eliza’s dream precisely one night after pretzels were eaten before going to bed.
- A friend said, “Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx,” in the dream where Eliza was a scientist performing studies at a laboratory.
- Eliza ate an orange precisely two nights after she dreamed about dancing to funky music at a disco.
- Fiona appeared in Eliza’s dream on Tuesday night.
ANSWER: Monday: disco, Barbra, “I was raised by a cup of coffee!”, cookies
Tuesday: laboratory, Fiona, “Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx”, pretzels
Wednesday: battlefield, Anna, “Paleobotanical backwards licorice”, orange
Thursday: talk show, Delilah, “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”, pickles
Friday: courtroom, Carla, “There is no nineteenth story, so there is no Miss Zarves”, beef jerky
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Andrew Richardson, deputy head cryptographer at a top department of defence (DOD) facility, was working late one night. The last set of codes he received to decipher came from NASA ‘s space station. Apparently they had been receiving the same 5 set of codes over the past week on a high frequency band in visual digital format. They read……………
wmoa eemn cfuu orrs
wkia eesn ltpe ihlt
hwth oeno pgem eewe
wsta auob rnpl ispe
aust lmmd laui hnse
“Strange,” Andy thought. “Never received work from this site before.”
Eager to finish and get home, he set to work on figuring out the troublesome codes. The first one took him some time ………….
WE COME FROM URANUS.
“What!” he laughed. He thought it was a joke or that he had deciphered incorrectly. However he continued using the same template, and by the time he’d finished he wasn’t laughing anymore. He quickly picked up his phone and dialed his director and then the head of the DOD. Somehow he knew he wasn’t going home tonight.
What did Andy find that got him so worried?
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